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Ben Acker @bnacker

(he/him) Now a writer AND an author! Read “Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires.” Hear Thrilling Adventure Hour and Cut and Run. No puns. Show businessman

Joined November 2007
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Ben Acker@bnacker
6 Dec 2022
My local bookshop @skylightbooks is so cool! Order my book #StoriestoKeepYouAliveDespiteVampires from them and request personalization in the "notes" area of the order. Say who you want it made out to and I'll sign it to them! Skylight will ship to you! skylightbooks.com/book/97816…

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Ben Acker@bnacker
17 Jan 2025
David Lynch was right. Stuff is weird!
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Ben Acker@bnacker
17 Jan 2025
I can't believe I posted this here. It was supposed to be a bloosk!
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Ben Acker@bnacker
12 Nov 2024
A civil war and a world war at the same time is gonna really be something
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Ben Acker@bnacker
1 Jul 2024
Boy I'd hate to live in America right now...

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Ben Acker@bnacker
11 Nov 2024
Like a little Rory Calhoun
Why you should love animals@animals_twts
11 Nov 2024
Walking like a little human 🐻😍
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Ben Acker@bnacker
8 Nov 2024
Trying not to be alarmist while alarms are going off everywhere non-stop is fucking hard
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Ben Acker@bnacker
7 Nov 2024
You know. In case of supertigers
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE
7 Nov 2024
Tigers have eye spots to avoid attacks from predators while drinking water.
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Ben Acker@bnacker
7 Nov 2024
Sure we'll have fewer rights than our grandparents but we'll make up for it by having more polio than they did!
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Ben Acker@bnacker
6 Nov 2024
I keep thinking there should be some mechanism that prevents exactly this from happening but the election was that mechanism.
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Ben Acker@bnacker
6 Nov 2024
How do you make god laugh? Think of a plan Just kidding, there's no god
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Ben Acker@bnacker
6 Nov 2024
I cannot help but imagine the horrors to come. The only solace is how wrong I was about how I thought everything would go
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Ben Acker@bnacker
6 Nov 2024
That election fucking sucked. At least there won't be any more
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Ben Acker@bnacker
6 Nov 2024
Was rooting for a rebuke, now I'd settle for a squeak
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Ben Acker@bnacker
5 Nov 2024
The ultimate pickup line is "Do you like rizz?"
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Ben Acker@bnacker
5 Nov 2024
Just gonna keep clicking refresh on America
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No Context E.T.@ET_nocontext
5 Nov 2024
Mood
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Ben Acker@bnacker
5 Nov 2024
Come on SNL, listen to the masses and cast Guy Montgomery as Steve Kornacki
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Ben Acker@bnacker
5 Nov 2024
In fairness how would a kryptonian military man trapped in a prison dimension for like 30 years have heard of Earth’s America’s freedom of the press?
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Ben Acker@bnacker
19 Mar 2014
Remember where you were when Tim Burton invented stripes?
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Ben Acker@bnacker
4 Nov 2024
Natural causes have their chance to do the funniest thing ever today
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