The parody secret football agent 🤭- for latest news and media scoops please read what the real journalists have said 15 minutes before my tweets about it. 👍

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#WBA yes it was related to “Gilly” - he thought he was going based on what he was reading then backtracked after @jarvinho_ confirmed “Gilly” was staying yesterday. “Gilly” 😂 #OTK #alwayswrong
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#WBA only thing shocking about this is that already he’s willing to step into the Scott Carson Man City role already. He’ll be Man Us replacement for Tom Heaton and Lee Camp in recent years
What am I seeing about Sam Johnstone 🙈 #WBA #MUFC #WWFC
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#WBA 🚨 I can confirm that the draft training camp squad for this summer does not (I repeat DOES NOT) have Kyle Bartley on it 🫡 🌕🌕🌕✅
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#wba I’ve seen the 3rd kit prototype - what do we think baggies?
what does that actually mean though “pub friendly” design and “deliberately bold to target a different demographic” #wba
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I'm still waiting for The Kyle Bartley stand 🏟️ Stood firm and resilient after he got sacked and left out of training camps, the exact firmness and resilience you want from a stand. Pull your finger out Patel. #WBA
North Stand to be renamed ‘The Pep Guardiola Stand.' 🩵 Read more 🔗 mancity.co/ThePepGuardiolaSt…
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#wba seems like Ian Pearce has offered some of his wrestling “figures” to Tony Khan 👀 🤫 😉
#WBA I can confirm the seven-figures were Ian Pearce’s Mighty Morphin Power Rangers action figure collection 🫡✅🔥
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#wba As reported by me in March this was when Jed Wallace and Daryl Dike were told their contracts were not going to be renewed 🫡✅
#WBA two big names were told today their contracts weren’t being renewed 🫡
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#wba 🚨 Albion pushing hard to add pace out wide this summer. One target currently at a top-half League One club has already spoken to ex-Baggies players about the move. Fee expected to be under £3m. #WBA #EFL
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#wba 🚨 Understand #WBA have held initial talks over a deal for a Premier League midfielder who spent last season on loan in the Championship. Player keen on regular minutes and Albion see him as a “statement” signing if finances can be aligned. More to follow. #WBAFC
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#wba 🔵⚪️ Told Albion’s recruitment team have been heavily focused on “Championship-proven” additions this summer after concerns the squad lacked physicality and leadership last season. Expect experienced arrivals rather than pure project signings. #WBA
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#wba Mozza told me his priority list includes improving the woeful service our strikers got this season: Wallace ❌ underperforming loanees ❌ Kwik Fit Stourbridge ❌
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#wba Mozza told me the turning point after Oxford was when he told the squad they needed to stand up, be strong and be organised like Jack Phillips’ quiff. This renewal is massive for Mozza’s long term project 👍
#wba as per my sources (I wasn’t allowed to say) Jack Phillips has renewed 👍🫡✅🙏
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#wba as per my sources (I wasn’t allowed to say) Jack Phillips has renewed 👍🫡✅🙏
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#wba as per my sources (I wasn’t allowed to say) Jack Phillips has renewed 👍🫡✅🙏
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#wba Brighton want him to play EFL football next year and would prefer him to stay put with Bolton if possible.
#wba strong interest in Amario Cozier-Duberry but largely dependent what happens in the play off final. “Mozza” wants to focus on building up the right hand side 🫡✅⚽️💪
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#wba strong interest in Amario Cozier-Duberry but largely dependent what happens in the play off final. “Mozza” wants to focus on building up the right hand side 🫡✅⚽️💪
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#wba Jed and Dikes wages freed up for this incoming signing that I reported in March 🫡✅⚽️
#WBA pre-contract agreement reached with a EFL player today to join in June 🫡🔥
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#wba Farewell Adam Okorodudu I was told before the start of the season he’d be going as he couldnt go to the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees
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#wba Farewell Muhamed Diomande I was told before the start of the season he’d be going as they previously thought they had a diamond, but he just ended up being a Diomande
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#wba Farewell Donte German-Ranger I was told before the start of the season they told donte re-sign a German ranger
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