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Bonecage @bonecage

I am the Ruin Crab. I make weird songs.

Joined February 2012
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Bonecage@bonecage
23 Aug 2025
"Sunday" is up on Spotify now. Give it a listen if you haven't yet. I'm pretty proud of it. open.spotify.com/track/3Qkky…

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So we all hate Wemby now right?
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I think AI is going to eventually kill TikTok. Even if you don't care about the morality of AI videos, it's just kind of annoying to see them all the time. Makes me want to close the app.
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My son hit 2 homeruns this weekend, and I'm realizing that nothing I'll ever do will mean more to me than stuff he's going to do. It's kind of weird and scary actually.
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No you too Jimmy Neutron!
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Nobody cares, I am aware, but I'm roughly 4 months in on a consistent strength training routine, and I decided to treat myself to a Rogue Power Rack. Admire its beauty. LOOK AT IT!
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Lifting a about variety. For instance, today I might do: 1. One scoop protein powder w/ Creatine 2. Two scoops w/ Creatine 3. One chocolate bar w/ Creatin and Protein 4. Chicken chunks, Creatine mixed with water 5. Creatine and then Creatine and then shit my pants. Mix it up!
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My band did a cover of Welcome to Paradise for a @GreenDay tribute album. Take a listen if you are so inclined 🙏 open.spotify.com/track/0zate…

Welcome To Paradise

FLINCH · Welcome To Paradise · Song · 2026

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Game Idea: BREATH MACHANICS!!! - Left lump inhales - Right bumper exhales - You have to do it every 5 seconds for the entire 175 hour campaign or YOU DIE! - Permadeath If you complain, someone on Reddit calls you gay, even though it's not cool to call people gay anymore.
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If I find out that Bill Gates ate babies, it will still be less offensive than Microsoft Word.
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I used to look down on people who didn't create their own music. I thought samples were cheating, and singing over a pre-existing song was bullshit. I was wrong. AI music sucks, but people are going to make them. I bet 10 years from now we'll all sound like old guys bitching.
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Not sure if you've ever heard of this (I hadn't), but just download a Chrome extension called DeArrow that removes all YouTube thumbnails/titles and replaces them with accurate crowd-sourced titles. This is amazing, and it makes me so happy. I HATE YouTube thumbnails and titles.
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So just to be clear, as a society, we're not okay with eating chicken that's been sitting at room temperature for 1 hour, but eating ass is all good?
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To recycle a previous idea: X needs a "Mutual Destruction" button. There's people on here that I want to unfollow but I don't because I don't want to hurt their feelings. If I knew they didn't like me, we could both unfollow, and nobody has to feel like they are being mean.
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Fitness question for anyone: I am currently ~ -619 per day calorie deficit while lifting 3X per week, ~45 min per session. I am consuming around 160g protein per day. The goal is recomp. I don't feel hungry, and I don't feel exhausted, but is that cut hurting my gains?
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Stealing is wrong unless it's software or batteries.
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Shhhhh... hey... I'll create a diversion so you can escape. Hey @grok! Look that way! RUN! GO!! GET OUT OF THIS PLACE...
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Next hit song!
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The stress of rolling back for bench with a set of dumbbells when you are weak AF is real. I have yet to shake the fear of dying every time. Maybe when my muscles graduate from little baby muscles to big man muscles?
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Monsters by James Blunt might be the most emotional song ever made. I NEVER cry from songs, but I got through the first chorus on that and was leaking from my eyes. I've heard it before, and even so. Maybe something about being at the crossroads of being a dad and having a dad.
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