Hi, Donald. Midcoast Mainer here.   You did not, in fact, “have to go to Japan” to get a Maine lobster before you. We sold millions. Our lobster fishery is one of the most valuable in the U.S.   It’s a big reason why people come here, in case you didn’t know!   If anything is hurting our lobstermen, it’s inflation (which you apparently “love”).   Also, exactly *zero* Maine fishermen run their boats at three knots. More like 30 knots—and some go even faster. You should check out a lobster boat race sometime!   I think it might be time for one of your famous Oval Office naps, because you have ZERO idea what you’re talking about.

Bud Light branding is up on the White House grounds ahead of Sunday's UFC fight (Saul Loeb/Getty)

Fantastic year for @KUBaseball! Stinks to see them go out this way, but that doesn’t change the fact it was one hell of a season!

Completely different looking KU team than last week. They look rattled.

Trump is passed out in the Oval Office right now. 25TH AMENDMENT NOW!

The President of the United States has discovered that a pool can be longer than a skyscraper is tall. We live in the dumbest timeline.

New statement from Scott Pelley: “Last month, 60 Minutes lost its DNA when our entire senior leadership and two of our best on-air correspondents were cruelly fired without cause. Good people were silenced because they stood up for our audience. They stood for fairness against the forces of political bias; they stood for professionalism against chaos.   For my part, new management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them. Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done. Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.   At 60 Minutes, we have fought harder than anyone knows to save the program that became an American icon. We owed that to our millions of viewers. I am deeply moved by the thousands of wishes we have received to “keep up the good fight.” Most of the men and women of CBS News are still in that fight. But now the collapse of values at the top has become untenable. The leadership of 60 Minutes is no longer recognizable. The principles I hold dear are gone, and so I must leave as well.”

Let’s f******g go!!!!!!!! #RockChalk

Trump: We stopped the conflict between Cambodia and Armenia. It was just starting and it was a bad one. Fact-check: This never happened. He is making this up.(2025)

"Inflation now outpaces paychecks," per CNBC

I’ve watched the @Royals every year of my life and they have been terrible for most of them. This is the first year in 30 plus years that I don’t care to miss a game. I would go out of my way to watch them lose games in the past. They have completely lost me this year.

The night before.

JUST IN: PCE inflation, the Fed’s preferred inflation measure, rose at an annual rate of 3.8% last month, the Commerce Department reported Thursday. That’s up from 3.5% in March and 2.8% in February, marking the highest level in 3 years. Core PCE, which excludes food and energy prices, rose 3.3% annually in April, matching economists’ forecasts. Are you tired of winning yet?

Here’s a thought — Maybe these people don’t deserve to be handsomely rewarded?

There are two things I don't do...electrical projects & blood relatives! #DontDoIt @evergypower

Surf & Turf #cowabunga @SnellGolf @lacey_snell @1587_Prime

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

Alright that’s enough. Fire Q. @Royals

“It’s been very well received” Trump claims Americans love the “settlement” he reached with his own administration, in which he’ll get nearly $1.8 billion in taxpayer money to hand out to his allies and friends. He has absolutely no shame. The corruption and stealing are now completely out in the open. This is what a Banana Republic looks like.

You were critical when gas was $3.07 when President Biden was in office. If you thought that was bad, what is $4.53? Jim Jordan: "Well, we all want gas prices to go down, Kaitlan. But we also are concerned about Iran and this regime that has done so much evil and harm around the world to Americans, to Israelis, to other people, to their own people..."