Proud Army Vet closing in on retirement in a couple of years. I drink, I know stuff, and I like my Jeep. 2nd Amendment AF and MAGA AF.

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So... I don't suppose you see the irony of the word "INCENDIARY" do you? I mean hadn't your church been.... you know, SET ON FIRE before Trump's arrival?
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To the men of Northern Ireland.. to the Sons of Belfast.. He who saves his Country breaks no Law.
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Replying to @RealJamesWoods
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Replying to @SenWarren
Shut up whore. You fake Indian fuck.
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Dear Sane America, The batshit circus known as the modern Left has outdone itself, again....by scraping the absolute sewer floor for their “heroes.” Let’s start with Dementia Joe, the shuffling, whispering, ice-cream-cone-drooling corpse they propped up like a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel no one asked for. This gibbering fossil couldn’t find his own ass with both hands and a GPS, yet they hailed him as some kind of elder statesman instead of the walking advertisement for 25th Amendment he so clearly was. Leadership, they called it. Pathetic. Then there’s Tampon Tim Walz, that soft, beady-eyed weirdo who thinks tampons belong in boys’ bathrooms and that “reproductive freedom” includes letting biological males dominate women’s sports. A spineless, Midwestern bootlicker who let cities burn while handing out free menstrual products like participation trophies. Real man of the people. Real fucking hero. Running for senate, their tattooed Nazi fetishist Platner, the walking red-flag factory with a rap sheet for abusing women and a skin canvas that screams “I cosplay as a Third Reich reject on weekends.” They platformed this oxygen thief like he was Che Guevara reborn. Standards? These degenerates wouldn’t recognize one if it bitch-slapped them across their smug, hypocritical faces. But the crown jewel, the absolute pinnacle of their vomit-inducing hero worship? Hunter Biden. The crackhead, whore-monger, laptop-ditching, foreign-bribery specialist who got booted from the Navy for drugs, painted with his dick, and turned the family name into a global punchline for corruption. This walking biohazard left more evidence of sleaze than a Tijuana donkey show, yet now the regime’s trained seals are bleating: “He’s cleaned up! He’s a new man! He’s making X bearable again!” Give me a fucking break, you brain-rotted cultists. Hunter didn’t “recover” he just ran out of blow and coke-whores long enough for the PR machine to slap a suit on him and call it redemption. But sure, let’s all clap for the President’s degenerate spawn like he cured cancer instead of just drying out between scandals. Yet these same festering hypocrites have the gall, the unmitigated, balls-to-the-wall audacity...to talk shit about Trump? The man built buildings, created jobs, and didn’t need a teleprompter to remember what planet he was on, and they treat him like Satan for the crime of mean tweets and putting America first. Meanwhile, they were deep-throating a family crime syndicate that sold influence like it was Amway and then clutched their pearls when anyone noticed. You absolute fucking clowns. You moral black holes. You standards-free, dignity-vacuuming trash heaps. You don’t admire heroes...you collect human garbage, polish the turds, and demand the rest of us call it art. You celebrate dysfunction, defend degeneracy, and smear anyone with a functioning brain and spine as “extremists.” Keep parading your collection of drooling perverts, junkies, and frauds. The more you do, the clearer it becomes: you’re not the resistance. You’re the embarrassment. A rotting, self-owning cult that worships the dregs and then calls normal people the problem. The sane majority is done pretending you’re anything but the assholes you so proudly are.
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Replying to @dutchessprim
Glad you found someone who thinks like you…
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Dear delusional left, Oh, bravo. You've really outdone yourselves this time. After scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel for years, you've crowned your shiny new hero: Hunter Biden, the drug-smoking, whore-mongering, laptop-ditching degenerate who's somehow supposed to make us all clutch our pearls in admiration. What a glowing example of leftist "values." You people don't just tolerate human garbage; you polish it, pardon it, and parade it around like it's some kind of trophy. Why do you always pick the most repulsive, lowlife grifters to worship? Because deep down, they perfectly reflect your rotting, hypocritical souls: entitled, corrupt, and utterly allergic to consequences. Hunter isn't a "flawed artist" or "troubled son." He's a walking, talking (when he's not nodding out) advertisement for everything wrong with elite privilege. This Ivy League parasite latched onto Daddy's coattails like a tick on a bloated carcass. Board seat at Burisma? Check...hundreds of thousands a month for "expertise" in absolutely nothing while Joe was point-man on Ukraine. Emails proving he sold access? Laptop from hell full of dick pics, drug logs, and "10% for the Big Guy"? All real, you gaslighting freaks. You called it Russian disinformation, memory-holed it, then quietly admitted it when the election was safely stolen. Classic. Then the China grift, millions funneled through shady deals with CCP-linked scumbags. Hunter jetting around on Air Force Two, shaking hands with communists, while his "public servant" father pretended it was all above board. Genius. Zero experience, maximum payout. That's not nepotism; that's straight-up treason-adjacent influence peddling, and you clapped like seals for it. Domestically? This degenerate couldn't even pay his taxes, owing over a million while blowing cash on hookers, Bentleys, and enough drugs to sedate a small village. Lied on a federal gun form while addicted? Convicted. Tax felonies? Guilty. Yet somehow the system bent over backward, deals fell apart, and then Saint Joe issued the most corrupt blanket pardon in history, covering a decade of sleaze after swearing he wouldn't. Because nothing says "family values" like shielding your crackhead kid from the law you pretend to uphold for everyone else. And don't get me started on how Hunter was elbow-deep in the Dementia Joe cover-up. Him, Jill, and the rest of the puppet masters hiding the vegetable-in-chief from the public, autopen signatures, scripted photo-ops, and outright lies about his mental state. Hunter wasn't just aware; he was complicit in deceiving the country so the grift could continue. What a stand-up guy. Truly presidential material for your pathetic fanfic. You freaks revere this walking embarrassment because he is you: rules don't apply when it's your guy. Peddle foreign cash, abandon your kid, film yourself railing hookers on camera, destroy evidence, lie under oath, whatever. Just keep voting Blue and screaming about "democracy" while your heroes live like Saudi princes on stolen money. The rest of America sees the emperor's new clothes are stained with cum, coke, and Chinese yuan. Keep worshipping your trash icons. The country is laughing at you, and the bill for your delusions is coming due. With zero respect and maximum contempt, Someone who actually pays taxes and obeys the law. P.S. Spare me the "addiction is a disease" sob story. Plenty of addicts don't get presidential pardons or multimillion-dollar sinecures. Hunter's real disease is being the spawn of a corrupt political crime family and you simps are the willing enablers. Disgusting.
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Replying to @SenWarren
Shut up whore. You fake Indian fuck.
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Absolutely wired.
July 4, 2023. Fucking lying junkie
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Legacy Media did not want us to know about Henry Nowak’s murder. Legacy Media did not want us to see the Henry Nowak murder. Legacy Media did not want people calling for justice for the Henry Nowak murder. But Legacy Media does not control X. We are the Media now. Be loud.
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"You just tell me which way to walk, where to turn, where to stand, who I need to talk to, and what to say, and we'll get this whole leader of the free world thing done Jack!" youtube.com/watch?v=af_7pXdt…
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Replying to @RNCResearch
"You just tell me which way to walk, where to turn, where to stand, who I need to talk to, and what all I need to say and we'll get this whole leader of the free world thing done Jack!" 😂youtube.com/watch?v=af_7pXdt…
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Fake Doctor Jill Biden didn't see any signs of Joe Biden's brain malfunctioning 😂
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Replying to @SenWarren
Shut up whore. You fake Indian fuck.
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
And I can't stop laughing at the idiot who has to beg for money online just to pay her fucking bills.
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Richard Cranium at the Hard Glock Cafe retweeted
Your husband stuffed a cigar inside the vaginal cavity of a 20-year-old intern, and then smoked it, while he was in the White House. Maybe you should sit this one out, Granny.
This is what Trump's done to the people's house: A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor.
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Dear @HantsPolice, I have a quiz for you: Of the two, which one is more important to investigate first? 1: “he’s a racist” 2: “I have been stabbed” Take all the time you need….
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The 2012 episode of Law and Order SVU where a man describes having a fantasy of a sexual encounter in the dressing room of Bergdorf Goodman. E Jean Carroll claimed it didn’t exist in the first trial.

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Telling you to go fuck yourself and shove your humiliation rituals up your ass doesn't seem like it's quite enough.
Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.
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