destined to dwell within wattle and thatch
Joined May 2013
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Ken I'm sorry I called you a slag just now, I've been going through it recently
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The treacherous left are laughing at this tubby racist doubled over in fear
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Jun 15
home dawg i fw a cold sandwich heavy, some capicola salami maybe a bit of pepperoni some prosciutto, giardinara, spicy mustard, jalapeños, lettuce, spinach, and some pickled banana peppers ? banger. straight gas. do u see how these are incredibly different things though
home dawg i fw a cold sandwich heavy, some capicola salami maybe a bit of pepperoni some prosciutto, giardinara, spicy mustard, jalapeños, lettuce, spinach, and some pickled banana peppers ? banger. straight gas. do u see how these are incredibly different things though
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Jun 15
Going to a small British pub and being outraged that they don't have gabbagool sandwiches available at the bar
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Jun 14
If a stranger adds you to a twitter list, they are the angriest they have ever been in their lives
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Jun 14
American trying to prepare a cheese sandwich: burger
So, I lived in the UK, and this is why I’ve spent so much time fixing this shit. This is what a cheese and onion sandwich should be (since I had my fair share of that crap)
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Jun 14
I'll always remember when Hermit Thrush and the rest of the middle-aged FYAD "Weird Twitter" people tried to gang up on some normie kid and it massively backfired.
Correct. I cannot. Try cooking your food
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Jun 14
American food is so good that their government has to threaten other countries with tariffs if they don't buy it.
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Chauncey retweeted
Idk man, I’d never work for Mormons, so I get where he’s coming from
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Jun 13
People with meaningless office tech jobs sweating bullets at the prospect of having to think and/or work again
Jun 13
Britain losing access to Claude fable isn’t on the BBC or Times homepage, 4th on the guardian, 7th on the FT and below the fold on the Telegraph.
What are we doing here?
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Jun 13
Sometimes I'll see a tweet and think, man, that will be perfect to use when someone says something specifically foolish, better add it to my bookmarks ready to deploy.
Then in the heat of the moment I forget it and resort to old faithful: the crying wojak.
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Jun 13
The truth is that Britain needs social purges the likes of which have never been seen before. Top to bottom, strip out the rot. Something that people will look back on and say "they really did go too far there, they didn't have to go after the families".
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Jun 13
Evil fat sappy-eyed gap toothed cuckold criminal murderous slave motherfucker, I hate you.
Jun 12
Jeremy Johnson KC today presided over the convictions of four Palestine Action activists for terror offences, and sentenced them to the following:
Charlotte Head - 6 years
Leona Kamio - 6 years
Fatema Rajwani - 5 years, 8 months
Samuel Corner - 8 years, 8 months
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