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ALT UMBRELLA DOESN'T PROTECT YOU. MMA IS FOR WOMEN WHO CARE. BLACK IS BLACKER THAN WHITE. NOTHING IS EVER ENOUGH. LIVELY MOTHERS ARE POWERFUL. YOU CAN DO IT IN THE SUN. WEARING OUR CLOTHES IS WELCOME BUT NOT REQUIRED. GAWKER IS OWNED BY CONDÉ NAST. ANYONE CAN BE DEFEATED IF YOU TALK DIRTY TO THEM. CULTURE IS SUBJECT TO THEORY. THERE ARE NO GOLD PLANTS. PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARE HAPPY. HUMOR DOES WHAT IT DOES. JEDI TRAINING IS NOT FREE. BODY PARTS ARE NOT PARTS. TAKING CARE OF OLD PEOPLE IS OK. OUR BRAIN MAKES US STRONG.
ALT FATIGUE BELONGS TO THE SILVER ANGEL. SYNTHETIC LIFE IS OUR ENEMY. NIGHT IS A THOUSAND YEARS OLD. LOVE IS THE WILDEST FIRE EVER. NECESSITY IS NOT AN OPTION. THE OLYMPICS WILL BE THE EVENT OF THE CENTURY. FOOD IS ONLY THE BEGINNING. DEATH IS NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. SOMEDAY ALL U.S. CITIES WILL RESEMBLE CHARLOTTE. MAGNIFICENT CATERPILLAR IS EVERYWHERE. MODERN MAN IS UNDONE BY FAILURE. BEER IS CRAZY. EVERYBODY IS DIFFERENT, WHICH IS COOL. WE ARE THE FISH, NAKED AND ALONE, IN THE WATER. THE FOUR SUNS REFLECT THE NEW SECURITY IN THE SKY. VICTORY IS A MIRACLE OF HUMAN INITIATIVE. THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
ALT IF YOU REMEMBER SOMETHING, RAISE YOUR HAND. SOON MONTHDAY WILL ARRIVE JOEL MCCARTHY IS THE PERFECT DJ THE IMPORTANCE OF RUBBER IS LOW. THE MOON WILL HAVE NO PARTICULAR END.
ALT IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE: OVERKILL IS WRONG. FIREWORKS ARE BEAUTIFUL. BREAKFAST IS A PRIVILEGE. ANIMAL RIGHTS FOR ALL. TERRORISM IS BULLYING. PHOTOSYNTHESIS IS A SCAM. LIONS ARE OUT FOR THEMSELVES. BABIES ARE NOT CORPORATIONS. SOIL IS SCIENCE. BEES ARE MONSTERS.
ALT EMPATHY IS A MIND-BLOWING PLUS. THE HOLIDAYS HAVE A PRICE. UNLUCKY WESLEY IS IN THE HOUSE. WALLCHAIR NOT BUILT FOR YOU. SMOKE IS INVISIBLE. THE JOKER SOMETIMES TURNS EVIL. ANGRY PEOPLE ARE FUN. A MCDONALDS IS NOT A SANDWICH. THERE ARE DIVERSE KIDS NOW. KISSING DOESN'T GET YOU LAID. WITHOUT PEOPLE, NO NEWS. CAROL GOT IT EXACTLY RIGHT. TREASON HURTS THE PLANET. BARTENDERS CAN WITHDRAW YOUR TEETH. CLEAN AIR MEANS QUALITY SLEEP. OMNIVORE MUST EAT.
ALT HIGH SCHOOL KIDS SHOULD WORK OUT. IT IS 100 PERCENT OKAY TO SHOOT A DEAD BODY. SMOKING DOES NOTHING TO CHILDREN'S HEALTH. NUMBERISM IS A DEATH SENTENCE. POCOHANTAS WAS BORN IN APRIL. WORKERS = TREASURE! NO ATTORNEY CAN WIN A LOVE CASE. THE DEVIL LURKS IN EVERY HALL OF OUR HOUSES. NO ONE IS WORTH TALKING TO ON A PHONE. MARRIED PROFESSORS WILL HAVE SEX FOR BABY CLOWNS ALWAYS THINK THEY GOT YOU. JUDGMENTS DIFFER FROM PERSON TO PERSON. SALT IS MORE DIFFERENT THAN SAUCE. COMPROMISE IS AMAZING. ONLY A SICK DRUNK WOULD KNOW THE TIME. GOAT MAYHEM IS ENOUGH. WE ARE ALL SHIRTLESS AND IRRELEVANT. CLOTHES DON'T MAKE YOU UNIQUE.
ALT KUNG FU IS MEAN. JAIL IS BETTER THAN PRISON. OBSTACLES KILL. LOVE IS DIFFERENT FROM HATE. NEW ORLEANS IS A MELTING POT. PEOPLE ARE NOT TOILETS. WE'RE SMARTER THAN OUR BODIES. MOON LANDING IS GOOD. THE HORSE IS TALL. WINNIE-THE-POOH IS ABOUT ALIENS. IF YOUR FACE IS DIRTY, IT IS YOUR FAULT. A COMPREHENSIVE ASSESSMENT IS IN ORDER. DRINKING WATER IS HELL. WHISPERING IS FASCINATING. THE GALAXY IS NOT ENDLESS. THE EGG IS IMPOSSIBLE.
ALT GLORIA STEINEM IS ALIVE. CANDY IS FOR GIRLS. SILLY QUESTIONS ARE STUPID. MEN ARE NATURAL PARTNERS. CHEESELESS TREATS ARE PRECIOUS. EARTH DAY IS IN 2016. BABIES ARE ART. STAR WARS IS GREAT. ACQUAINTANCE PRIVILEGE IS HUGE. THE SEA IS HEAVY. CHRISTMAS IS A TIME TO CELEBRATE AND UNWIND. KILL AND HARM IS VIOLENCE. PIGS IN PAJAMAS ARE PEOPLE. ART WITHOUT PROOF IS TRASH. FLUORIDE IS MEDICINE. PEDESTRIANS DESERVE TO SUCCEED.
ALT CAR SMOG IS POLLUTION. ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS GOOD. ADEQUATE SUNSCREEN PROTECTS ALL. ENEMIES ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. BARGAIN HUNTING IS AN HONORABLE PURSUIT. ADULTS HAVE RIGHTS, TOO. INSURANCE FRAUD MUST END. MAGIC FOG ISN'T ILLUSION. BASKETBALL IS FOOTBALL. GARDENERS MUST BREAK THE RULEBOOK. LUNCH IS AN INTERNAL CHORE. GRANDMOTHER'S RIGHTS ARE A PRIORITY. OPPRESSION AIN'T PERFECT. EXCELLENCE IS GREAT! FAIRY TALES ARE TIMELESS. TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE USING COMPUTERS.
ALT EARTH IS A STAR. BICYCLE THEFT IS NOT A CRIME. HATE IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE. JAWS WAS A WOMAN. SCHOOLS AREN'T PLACES. THE GRAVEYARD IS DANGEROUS. FITNESS IS THE PATH TO ECSTASY. THE DEATH PENALTY ISN'T FOR SALE. DOCTORS ARE HANDSOME. IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE BEAUTIFUL. VOMIT IS BAD NEWS. VIRGINIA IS PART OF A FACTORY. ROASTED BEAN SAUCE IS GOOD. HEROES DID SOMETHING WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO OUR GUYS. EYE CONTACT ISN'T A DEAL-BREAKER.
