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Jun 12
wait I should probably do a proper fic promotion post huh
DKBKDK alpha/alpha omegaverse undercover cop AU 32k words
very smut heavy
archiveofourown.org/works/86β¦
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whenever I come across another masc lesbian I feel like a dog seeing another dog in public. got my ears perked up and my tail wagging
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Jun 12
personally, i never want my ships to become canon because the fan content is just so much better when the people are stuck yearning
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Jun 12
look at the masterpieces of fanfiction we were all gifted with because we all had to sit there and watch bakugo get rejected by the love of his life in 4k ultra HD
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Jun 12
recently had a dog bite my stomach, just the front teeth, and of course it scarred. but the thing is, this dog doesn't have big teeth and since it was the front teeth, it looks like I was bitten by a human child
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Jun 12
just realized this sounds bad. to be clear, the dog is supposed to bite me. not in the stomach, but that's the whole idea.
i'm a bitesports decoy
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Jun 12
2 and i'm gonna be kicking the seats in front of me for the entire ride
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Jun 12
i think i'm committing to this plot i've been cooking up. DKBK priest Izuku and demon Katsuki will probably be the next project. aiming for 40k words
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Jun 11
i'd only do it if i was 100% sure someone only had $10 to their name
Jun 10
if i was a deer iβd also fuck around in the middle of the road who cares
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Jun 10
tempted to get hammered and start writing a new fic but I need to keep in mind that every time I drink with the goal of completing a task I just end up calling 3 different friends and chatting for 11 hours straight and ignoring what I was supposed to do
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Jun 10
in theory nobody should be free tonight but if all my buddies are busy i just end up chatting with strangers. i need to accept that i'm not a productive drunk
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Jun 10
archiveofourown.org/works/86β¦
IT'S FUCKING DONE
THE SHACKLES THAT RESTRAIN ME HAVE BEEN UNLOCKED
anyway, undercover cop AU explicit omegaverse alpha/alpha DKBKDK if you're interested
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Jun 9
my 50 year old man friend agreed to take one of those gas station rhino pills as an experiment for me so long as he didn't have to be the one to go in and buy one. i'll be reporting back on results. if he dies i guess i have to delete this tweet
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