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NBA 25/26 Season Recap🏀
84.16U📈
The greatest season of my betting career. A goal I’ve chased for years was a combined 100U NBA/NFL season… we officially did it.
NBA: 84.16U
NFL: 38.79U
122.95U✅
When you track and recap your plays DAILY, these are not easy numbers to achieve. Extremely proud of my work, time to accomplish a successful WNBA season.
Shoutout to the following stimmy legends who were huge this year:
Tyler Shough, Baylor Scheierman, Bam Adebayo, Josh Minott.
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Apr 14
🚨NBA Recap & Promo🚨
📈Regular SZN: 58.6U
In the Last WEEK alone:
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Mar 28
Strikeout Kings 👑
Cease 8 K’s/Taj 6 K’s ( 451) 💰
Cease 9 K’s/Taj 7 K’s ( 1230) 🎯
Cease 10 K’s/Taj 8 K’s ( 3930) 💎
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Mar 28
Afternoon Masterclasses⚔️
Cease 8 K’s/Taj 6 K’s ( 451) ✅
Cease 9 K’s/Taj 7 K’s ( 1230) 💰
Cease 10 K’s/Taj 8 K’s ( 3930) 💎
We got all sports covered ⬇️
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Mar 9
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WHAT. A. NIGHT.
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Feb 20
Jalen and Benny Masterclasses 💎
On the hottest streak of my life right now⬇️
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I LOVE the National Basketball Association.
Major shoutout to @cttttttttttt_ who played this earlier this morning. Loved it so much I signaled it myself.
What an insane day🎯
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Feb 10
✨ GIVEAWAY ✨
Want to win this custom, one-of-a-kind Wooting 60HE v2 Split spacebar?
Of course you do!
What you gotta do:
- Follow @WootingKB & @NachoCustomz
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Winner will be announced on the 16th
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I AM THE ONE WHO STIMMS™️
Baylor Scheierman, you are a legend.
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Jan 23
To celebrate my launch with Wooting, I'm giving away FOUR hand signed editions of my 80HE keyboard!
To enter:
- Like & RT
- Follow @WootingKB & @TenZOfficial
- Tag a friend
Ends on 01/27, GL!
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I am the one who Stimms .
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14.48U all in one nights work, shoutout the Unc Bowl.
If you’re thinking about hopping in, promo code “NBA” is still available to join for just $10👀
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TRIPLE stimmed up💰
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6.87U night. I AM THE ONE WHO STIMMS
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Chris Bow retweeted
17 Jun 2025
Back to back SWEEPS 😤🧹🧹
✅Cobolli 2.5 vs Fonseca 100
✅Michelsen ML vs Cerundolo -107
✅Humbert-Shapovalov o23.5 -105
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✅Bublik 2-0 vs Muller 100
✅Halys ML vs Bonzi -125
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Join us 👉🏻 whop.com/buzzerpicks
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8 Jun 2025
PLAY OF THE YEAR WINNER 🏆
Carlos Alcaraz @ 1.95 10U MAX✅✅✅
I am the #1 Tennis Bettor in the World 👑
8 Jun 2025
🎾🇫🇷 𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥
Carlos Alcaraz ML @ 1.95 10U 🔮
$100 to everyone who LIKES & COMMENT if Alcaraz loses today. 🍀
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7 Jun 2025
Just dropped a 3U max and a Golf #PrizePicks to VIP!
First straight bet of the weekend that I absolutely love. 40 Like/RTs/Comments and I got you ‼️
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