pumpfun extracted my will to live so i became a dev || I make dumb shit || TG: @boycott_alon || #1 most persecuted
Joined November 2025
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Jun 9
12tErYE86uMFKRE6RBgoW4tKyvRD4EbJZRo5DCqNpump
Robora dev ($25m) launched this, its at $30k
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May 5
In about 30 minutes, a plane will start flying over Consensus Miami 2026.
Get me an photo of the banner = $100
Take a video of the banner = $200
First person to DM me with it gets it (if good quality.)
solana:BvHneYfnCYjfZE52iUhK4bqkcqJjYjMQUJb5FPhCpump
alonshouse.fun
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May 5
Hey @toly, how did one token manage to shatter the illusion of decentralization, censorship-resistance, transparency, and permissionless innovation on Solana?
@a1lon9 @zachxbt @nikitabier @solscanofficial @phantom @dexscreener
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May 5
When's the last time you saw a chart sit at $45K MC even for an hour without dropping? I wonder what everyones holding for.
dexscreener.com/solana/6kucn…
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May 5
ayo @a1lon9
u goin to @consensus2026 this week?
i couldnt make it :[ but I left a msg about $ALONSHOUSE for u there.
dw I CC'ed @zachxbt, @dexscreener and @solscanofficial too
im sure u will see np
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May 4
ohhhhhh nice I see @a1lon9 got all my messages that said "I want to know what a bunch of nobodies think of every coin"
fingers crossed for Facebook integration next
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May 3
LAUNCHPAD OWNERS --
If you want volume, drop the bullish mechanics and focus on evening the playing field between the 1% KOLs and the 99% trenchers.
Bullish mechanics/KOLs bring artificial volume temporarily.
A level playing field brings the 99% organically and permanently.
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May 3
Anyone interested in building the launchpad that de-thrones Pump.fun?
It solves PVP, token saturation, copytrading, and restores holder culture.
I've got the idea and the full spec sheet, but not the time to dedicate to it.
Serious replies only, DM me.
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May 2
ayo @Pumpfun wtf is this? was one class-action lawsuit not enough?
1) why are you taking an extra .001 SOL from buys and sending it to PFN vanity wallets? your official fee page says "none of the pump.fun frontend services charge any fees."
2) and why are you rotating vanity wallets? it smells like youre obscuring moneyflow. i found 4 which is about $350,000/year in undisclosed fees.
3) why do you hardcode another .001 fee to the validators? that's 200x the Solana base fee.
4) why dont your UI controls work? The speed slider doesnt change the priority fee. it's hardcoded at .001 lmao your buttons do nothing.
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May 2
@zachxbt Be a good boy and look into this pls theres fuckery afoot,, also tell Solanascan ppl hi <3
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Apr 22
Here's what I can see:
Bitcoin whitepaper, burning something?
Silk Road
Mt. Gox
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SBF/FTX
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Bitcoin hits $100K
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Apr 22
etherscan.io/address/0x5d0a6…
etherscan.io/address/0xa58ae…
The two CAs here. The first is from the 2017 CA, with the prediction stuff. The second is from the 2026.
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Apr 22
0xa58aec937a23992ee41bc8ac64dd82fdb3f0e549
i typically don't post CAs unless theyre my own but this one is wild and i cant explain it:
this token is from 2017, and it literally predicted the future.
the team locked supply in a wrapper, but look at the comments from the 2017 contract in the SS.
i'm pretty sure some of that is referencing major crypto events.
I see Silk Road, Mount Gox, SBF/FTX, Bitcoin crossing $100k...
but SBF/FTX happened in 2022.
and Bitcoin crossed $100k in 2024.
Could someone please explain to me how events from 2022/2024 got into a contract from 2017?
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Apr 22
SOL traders complaining about fees = annoying.
ETH traders complaining about SOL traders complaining about fees = more annoying.
OG ETH traders gatekeeping that "real degens" paid $150 fees during NFT szn = most annoying.
just buy shitcoins and be happy
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Apr 22
How the hell can anyone find Trump bullish enough to make coins of him at this point?
You can like him, you can support him, but bullish?
He's like the 4th worst thing to ever happen to the degen scene.
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Apr 21
If you're going over to ETH from SOL, the best thing you can do for yourself is to learn to read Etherscan.
Etherscan is much easier to read and without it you're cooked.
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