The children are born with an innate knowledge of Master Shake

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs." "Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

Hahahaha yessssss

You do not hate the government enough

The Pope using Claude to plagiarize Ted Kaczynski

Gotta listen to these audiobooks again

Odysseus: “Achilles! I see you, once honored as a god among the Argives, now rule over the dead — so grieve no more, great Achilles.” Achilles (played by Tim Robinson): FUUUUCK this fucking SUCKS ASS, OH my GOD, dude, I fucking HHHHHATE being dead! Being dead FUCKing SUUUUUUUCKS

Hahahahahahaa

Sharks gotta try and trade up

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You cannot hear a damn thing the broadcasters are saying during the Oilers game wtf

The Edmonton Oilers switching out Connor Ingram for Tristan Jarry is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

Omg they cracked the case wow

The craziest thing about Trump’s unhinged Easter post is that his name is all the fuck over the Epstein files including allegations that he raped and punched a 13 year old girl.

No way

Dune Part Three spoilers

I had a bad discovery call with a VP that started ice-cold: - arms folded - short responses - cold as ice Felt like pulling teeth just to get her to talk. But by the end of the call? We had the best discovery call I've had in a while. Here's what it sounded like:

I hit a gogoplata at open mat tonight wtf

Absolute SHOCKER that Nurse deflected another goal in

No. Marketing teams are already short staffed and using AI to keep up with expectations.