beast that you are…
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Jun 13
A lot of the hashtags I use on here should be read as if a sort of jubilant-voiced gay guy was doing a migos ad-lib
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New roommate is a cute and personable late 30s salt and pepper wasian moving from Ft. Greene going through a breakup. From the Bay Area. Obviously. Works in tech. Obviously.
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Jun 13
The hope in the heart-mind of the gay guy that DMs you “hey” for the 25th successive time… I’d like to go there please.
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Jun 13
Obsessed…
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Jun 13
“Imagine how is touch the sky” becoming sort of a seminal text when trying to draft a training on language disturbance in psychosis. On my examples slide and I’m like who here has seen that meme “imagine how is touch the sky” well yeah these kids can sound a little bit like that.
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Jun 12
Please I want to go there
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Jun 12
Being implicated in a game of gay guy telephone gone wrong will make you defend the second amendment viciously
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Jun 11
Sure. I'll retweet that
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Jun 11
The way it looks like he just hit zohran with a frying pan cartoon style
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Jun 11
The funniest thing about ModelLand- a subject I have been pondering more or less without breaks for the last 48 hours- is when you imagine the conversations Tyra Banks was probably having when she first showed people the demo. They were too afraid of her to speak the truth.
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Jun 11
Walked downstairs and random homeless guy came into the building, threw a glass bottle at a girl, sat down and started smoking #RealLifeCrack but I have to go pick up this burrito so I’m trying not to worry about that right now
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Cut to fitting day, Tyra tells you you’re actually going to be getting a shitass pixie cut
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Jun 10
I was just cast as the albino girl in the film adaptation of Tyra Banks's NYT bestseller "Modelland." They said they're going to give me a 45 inch platinum blonde wig!
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