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Mike Hayward @brainpunch

Chief Creative Officer at @Copafuji

Joined June 2009
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Mike Hayward@brainpunch
24 Jul 2018
Whatever this country is I will fight for it.
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Just got on @TribelSocial. I'm not sticking around for Elon's Twitter. It's going to be a hateful, racist, ignorant place. Well, I guess even more of a hateful, racist, ignorant place.
Lightning Crashes by Live is the best song ever written with the word "placenta" in it. Don't @ me.
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Signed a permission slip for my 16yo son to watch an R-rated movie in class and added underneath "No NC-17s though please!" He was horrified. This is why I got into parenting.
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This person will vote in the midterms. Dems, better turn out big.
The Good Liars
@TheGoodLiars
6 Oct 2022
This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.
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John Long@janthonylong
27 Sep 2022
How it started / how it's going
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The Rehearsal is the most creative show I've ever seen. The mind of Nathan Fielder is truly one of a kind.
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If there's one thing that can bring the right and left together, it's that we're all happy we're finally done with the phrase "squad goals".
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Can someone please explain this calorie math to me?
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Someone's An Idiot@SomeonesAnIdiot
15 Sep 2022
This was a layup of a logo sign to make and they airballed it
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan
13 Sep 2022
ceo of 90’s mcdonald’s: we need like 15 mascots for some reason marketing guy: ok. like what? ceo: clown marketing guy: don’t kids hate clowns ceo: another guy steals from our store marketing guy: why would we- ceo: a purple abomination. just fucking disgusting, this guy
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Now that Biden is talking about the Cancer Moonshot again I guess the GOP has to come out as pro-Cancer.
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Alteño@zwiitt
10 Sep 2022
Replying to @weisselbergers @DevinCow @AndrewYang
Is Andrew Yang still running for relevance?
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Ol' Crimson@olcrimson
10 Sep 2022
There will be no beer left in Madison tonight. #LFG #GoCougs #WaveTheFlag
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SUE BIRD!!!
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Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy should attend every Trump #MAGA rally going forward to support all those “true” Americans who are not at all trying to destroy democracy and install a dictator into power.
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John Legend
@johnlegend
2 Sep 2022
When the president comes out as anti fascist and pro democracy and you feel attacked… Perhaps you need to do some introspection
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Ryan Reynolds
@VancityReynolds
29 Aug 2022
After months of maximum effort, the decision (through inaction of the @Vanarama National League) to not allow domestic/international streaming of matches of Wrexham and the other clubs in the league is truly baffling. CC @btsport. Pls RT!!! 1/4
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This week god and TikTok gave Nebraska the greatest ad for corn in the history of corn but also gave them #NebraskaFootball so it’s even steven I guess.
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ian karmel@IanKarmel
24 Aug 2022
Do you poop or pee at work? Efficiency analysts call it “Quiet Shitting” and this millennial trend is devastating the economy.
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Copacino Fujikado@copafuji
17 Aug 2022
Here's to one more playoff run for the Point God @S10Bird as she and the @seattlestorm head into the WNBA playoffs! #StormXSymetra @Symetra
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