author of ‘28’ and ‘Pissants’ (July, 2025)
Joined October 2011
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1 Jun 2025
Finalised cover of Pissants. Preorder if you like books. If you don’t like books, i can’t help you.
@SimonSchusterAU
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29 Nov 2024
Can announce that my debut novel “Pissants” is coming out next July with @Summit_Books @simonschuster.
Stay tuned.
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13 Aug 2024
My very talented friend @lechblaine has a new book coming out. I have heard many of these stories (along with various reasons why Alfie Langer should be the next immortal) over the last 12 months. They’re bloody great. You will soon be able to hear them too.
13 Aug 2024
blackincbooks.com.au/books/a… Three of my foster siblings were the biological children of Christian fanatics. My parents were Queensland publicans. Hence the biblical shitshow when they found us. I wrote a book about it all: Australian Gospel. Out November!
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13 Aug 2024
The stories in the book that is. Not the Alfie langer theories.
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3 Aug 2024
@brandonjack33 you will be put in front of a Royal Inquest. You and your napkin.
3 Aug 2024
Come on guys, fess up:
Who broke Sydney?
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1 Aug 2024
This is the narrative we are running with, ok? No further questions.
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28 Jul 2024
Napkin-gate. Swans 2 wins, 4 losses since these found their way onto the internet 👀👀👀
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20 Jul 2024
With the tackles put under the microscope this season, we have overlooked the willingness of players to play the game they want to play. We have infantilised them. My latest for @codesportsau
codesports.com.au/afl/brando…
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20 Jul 2024
"Now more than ever, the knowledge is there about the risks. Maybe decades ago, before it was known, you could plead ignorance. But now there is enough noise and education and forewarning that it is either negligence or acceptance if you choose to carry on."
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Brandon Jack retweeted
19 Jul 2024
Attempts to protect players have instead infantilised them and threaten to ruin footy. It’s time for an honest look at what the game really means to fans and its willing participants, writes former Swan @brandonjack33
codesports.com.au/afl/brando…
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9 Jul 2024
Geez, plenty happening on annual “players posting contractually obligated sponsored content to their socials” day. Cheers to all who celebrate.
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9 Jul 2024
I can pick this day because Lewis Melican, who never posts anything to socials, posts a story. This is my winter solstice.
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7 Jul 2024
Update 2: You can…
22 Jun 2024
Update: You can’t.
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7 Jul 2024
Last nights’ game gives us proof of one thing above all else - Ross Lyon has a Code sports subscription.
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22 Jun 2024
Ah, old faithful.
9 Dec 2020
There’s something about Gulden that’s going to hold him in very good stead at the top level. Had a bit to do with him, he’s got that attitude and drive that you can’t train into someone.
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22 Jun 2024
Update: You can’t.
17 Jun 2024
The Sydney midfield has seized top spot on the AFL ladder and is set to dominate the All-Australian team.
So how on earth do you combat it?
Former Swan @brandonjack33 shares his extraordinary dossier, completed in the pub. codesports.com.au/afl/sydney…
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Brandon Jack retweeted
17 Jun 2024
The Sydney midfield has seized top spot on the AFL ladder and is set to dominate the All-Australian team.
So how on earth do you combat it?
Former Swan @brandonjack33 shares his extraordinary dossier, completed in the pub. codesports.com.au/afl/sydney…
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17 Jun 2024
Fuck meeeeeeee
16 Jun 2024
Big big news: Australian gambling giant Tabcorp announces its new CEO… Gil McLachlan, former AFL CEO.
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17 Jun 2024
Can’t wait to watch games on tv with graphics following each player showing their live odds of getting the next goal.
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