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Does Ozzi fix the munchies? πŸƒ That's one of the most common questions I get. After doing more research, it turns out that Ozzi is probably the best supplement on the market for Munchies. Who would have thought? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ The two most recommended supplements are Chromium and Konjac, which Ozzi has both of, along with 4 other ingredients to help your body regulate hunger. I wrote a full blog about it here: heyozzi.com/blogs/health-gui…
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UPDATE: I'm back up! I pinged a colleague from Meta via LinkedIn. He was my old Meta Ad Reps manager, so he had a bit more pull. He submitted an internal ticket, and I was back online within 24 hours. If you're struggling with the same problem and don't have internal contacts at Meta, I'd recommend reaching out to people there on LinkedIn to see if they can help. He told me to keep in mind that each Meta employee only gets 1 submission for internal review per month. I had another internal ticket via a friend for over a week, but there's a huge backlog at the moment.
Fell victim to the @Meta ban wave last week. Lost my appeal, and my account - which I've had since 2008 - is gone forever. Over $30M spent since 2012. Done roundtables with @nicolamen. Given talks at Ad Rep training. Featured in Meta case studies. Interviewed on several client panels. And I still can't get a single human to review my account.
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This is one of the funniest and weirdest customer interactions I've ever had lol. This guy kept on going on and on about tricking us by using a Google number and calling me an idiot, after just spending a bunch of money with me lol. Told him it was ok and I didn't really care, then continued on over several other emails berating me for not verifying he didn't use a Google Number in our signup form. πŸ˜‚
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Nothing yet. Setting up on an agency account for now since my new account was still so fresh the ROAS were under 0.5 haha. I spoke to a high-level person at the Austin Office today who suggested Agency accounts as an alternative. I thought agency accounts seemed spammy, but had a few people I trust recommend them in general. Can speak more on who I'm using once I've had it for a few weeks. They're also trying to recover my lost account now, too.
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Fell victim to the @Meta ban wave last week. Lost my appeal, and my account - which I've had since 2008 - is gone forever. Over $30M spent since 2012. Done roundtables with @nicolamen. Given talks at Ad Rep training. Featured in Meta case studies. Interviewed on several client panels. And I still can't get a single human to review my account.
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The best way to describe Project Hail Mary is a family-friendly version of Interstellar. It's a fantastic space movie that's great for parents and kids.
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It’s been a little windy in Austin.
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It's been a little over a year since I left my first business and started Ozzi, so I wanted to give a little life update. Things have been really, really difficult, but it's also the most rewarding work I've ever done. After walking away with nothing, the pressure to get things moving quickly was huge. I felt our first formula was good enough, only to run into issues where our ingredients didn't cooperate inside our packaging. Our most powerful ingredient is really stinky, but we attach it to an essential amino acid to block most of the smell and the flavor. Unfortunately, that amino acid was coming off over 5-6 weeks, leaving us with a really smelly powder - not great. Thankfully, it at least went away after mixing with water. The good news was that Ozzi worked so well that many of our customers were willing to put aside the terrible smell for the benefits they got. So far, our top customer has ordered over 20 times since July. After realizing the issue, I spent the next 6 months working relentlessly to fix it while preserving and even enhancing the powerful blend that makes Ozzi work so well for so many people. After running over a dozen tests with our R&D team and finally figuring out the cause, we had a solution. All of that hard work is finally here. We're packaging up our Ozzi v2 right now. Pre-orders for it are available right now and will ship the end of this month. It works well, and there's hardly any funky smell, kind of like kombucha. So, if you're someone who struggles with constant food noise or is a huge nighttime snacker, I'd love for you to give Ozzi v2 a try. You can order it here > heyozzi.com/products/crave-c… Try it for 10 days straight, and if it doesn't work, I'll refund your first bag.
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Brandon Kuipers retweeted
18 Dec 2025
Ozempic (and similar) work by making you very mildly nauseous at all times which reduces your appetite. I always giggle when people complain about this "side effect". It's not a "side effect", it is THE effect. It's the whole point. All the other science surrounding GLP-1s is secondary in terms of what is actually producing real results in people. Sorry, had to get that off my chest.
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Brandon Kuipers retweeted
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Got to hang with the lege @brandonkuipers today. F*ck I forgot how tall (and good looking he is). Go checkout Ozzi. My man building a monster!
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One of the worst things in ecom is being out of stock for Black Friday. 2026 will be my year.
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Brandon Kuipers retweeted
you need group chats like this if u want to win
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Your faced with this choice dozens of times every day: The pain of discipline or the pain of regret.
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I can't say these results are normal, but getting texts like this makes my month. Grab some Ozzi today πŸ‘‰ HeyOzzi.com
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The three worst words in weight loss: "Just Eat Less." If eating less were easy, almost no one would struggle with weight. You'd notice clothes getting tight, adjust portions for a week, problem solved. But that's not how it works in real life... 🧡
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πŸ’ͺ Traditional diets feel like war because you're fighting biology with willpower alone. Willpower runs out at 8PM after a long day. The real solution isn't forcing yourself to eat less through sheer determination...
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🎯 It's about supporting your body's natural hunger signals so appropriate portions feel effortless, not like constant struggle. This is why I created Ozzi - ingredients that support healthy GLP-1 function naturally. heyozzi.com/products/crave-c…
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