Óðinist. Skald. Dvergr. Martial Absurdist. Óðr-guided Mystic-Missile. Wotansattva. ᛊᛇᛚ
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Apr 21
I am the Iron that is Shaped.
I will Guard the Trunk.
I will Tend the Roots.
These are my vows.
ᚨᛚᚠᛟᚦᚱ ᛚᛖᛁᚦ ᛗᛖᚱ
ᚷᛖᚱ ᛗᛁᚲ ᛊᛖᛗ ᚦᚢ ᚢᛁᛚᛏ
ᛚᚨᛏ ᚺᛟᚾᛞ ᛗᛁᚾᚨ ᚢᛖᚱᚨ ᛊᛖᛗ ᚺᛟᚾᛞ ᚦᛁᚾ
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Brother Sanchez retweeted
I.S.I., ask the Smithy.
One cannot help the World if they are helpless in the face of the force of it.
Either learn to hold a shape, or be shaped on the anvil, the choice is vital.
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*screeching intensifies*
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Made it four days before having to come back and frenzy post.
Too wound up, need some "free" dopamine.
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Brother Sanchez retweeted
The rest of class when the kid from Tatooine reaches into his bag
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Jun 14
heard you talking 'bout
The knife I carry with me
You think it's barbaric that I
Still cut things into pieces
Well it's a fuckin' menace
But it's loyal to me
Try to take it away from me
I'ma use it on you
I heard you talking 'bout
The knife I carry with me
You think it's barbaric that I
Still cut things into pieces
Well it's a fuckin' menace
But it's loyal to me
Try to take it away from me
I'ma use it on you
I got a dirty mouth come from a dirty place
You'll have to excuse me
Growing up it was nothing nice
Pardon me if my attitude ain't
As clean as you but behaving the same is
Something that lemmings do
I'm offended that everyone's
So easily offended
Suck my dick, fuck you bitch
If I said it to your face I meant it
Get outta my face you ain't like me
I ain't like you
Don't want no fuckin' problem
Get outta my face you ain't like me
I ain't like you
Don't want no fuckin' problem devoted
Loyal violent
Jealous scrappy
Honest always
Fighting get outta my face
You ain't like me i ain't like you
Don't want no fuckin' problem
I'll always be a wild animal
What did you expect? I'm a fuckin' rapper
I wouldn't be here if I didn't cut
The people who tried to murder me
Instead of celebrating that I'm
Still alive you
Keep on talking about my knife
I got a dirty mouth come from a dirty place
You'll have to excuse me
Growing up it was nothing nice
Pardon me if my attitude ain't
As clean as you but behaving the same is
Something that lemmings do
I'm offended that everyone's
So easily offended
Suck my dick, fuck you bitch
If I said it to your face I meant it
Get outta my face you ain't like me
I ain't like you
Don't want no fuckin' problem
Get outta my face you ain't like me
I ain't like you
Don't want no fuckin' problem devoted
Loyal violent
Jealous scrappy
Honest always
Fighting get outta my face
You ain't like me i ain't like you
Don't want no fuckin' problem
I'll always be a wild animal
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Jun 14
Lucy was 7 and wore a head of blue barrettes
City born, into this world with no knowledge and no regrets
Had a piece of yellow chalk with which she'd draw upon the street
The many faces of the various locals that she would meet
There was Joshua, age 10, bully up the block
Who always took her milk money at the morning bus stop
There was Mrs. Crabtree and her poodle
She always gave a wave and holler on her weekly trip down to the bingo parlor
And she drew
Men, women, kids, sunsets, clouds
And she drew
Skyscrapers, fruit stands, cities, towns
Always said hello to passersby
They'd ask her why she passed the time
Attachin' lines to concrete, but she would only smile
Now all the other children living in or near her building
Ran around like tyrants, soaking up the open fire hydrants
They would say
"Hey little Lucy, wanna come jump double dutch?"
Lucy would pause, look, grin and say
"I'm busy, thank you much"
Well, well, one year passed and believe it or not
She covered every last inch of the entire sidewalk
And she stopped-
"Lucy, after all this, you're just giving in today?"
She said:
"I'm not giving in, I'm finished, " and walked away
1-2-3, that's the speed of the seed
A-B-C, that's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it
1-2-3, that's the speed of the seed
A-B-C, that's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it
Lucy was 37, and introverted somewhat
Basement apartment in the same building she grew up in
She traded in her blue barrettes for long locks held up with a clip
Traded in her yellow chalk for charcoal sticks
And she drew
Little Bobby who would come to sweep the porch
And she drew
The mailman, delivered every day at 4
Lucy had very little contact with the folks outside her cubicle day
But found it suitable, and she liked it that way
She had a man now: Rico, similar, hermit
They would only see each other once or twice a week on purpose
They appreciated space and Rico was an artist too
So they'd connect on Saturdays to share the pictures that they drew
(Look!)
Now every month or so, she'd get a knock upon the front door
Just one of the neighbors
Actin' nice, although she was a strange girl, really
Say, "Lucy, wanna join me for some lunch?"
Lucy would smile and say "I'm busy, thank you much"
And they would make a weird face the second the door shut
And run and tell their friends how truly crazy Lucy was
And Lucy knew what people thought but didn't care
'Cause while they spread their rumors through the street
She'd paint another masterpiece
1-2-3, that's the speed of the seed
A-B-C, that's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it
1-2-3, that's the speed of the seed
A-B-C, that's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it
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Jun 14
Lucy was 87, upon her deathbed
At the senior home, where she had previously checked in
Traded in the locks and clip for a head rest
Traded in the charcoal sticks for arthritis, it had to happen
And she drew no more: just sat and watched the dawn
Had a television in the room that she'd never turned on
Lucy pinned up a life's worth of pictures on the wall
And sat and smiled and looked each one over just to laugh at it all
Now Rico, he had passed about 5 years back
So the visiting hours pulled in a big flock o' nothin'
She'd never spoken much throughout the spanning of her life
Until the day she leaned forward, grinned and pulled the nurse aside
And she said:
"Look, I've never had a dream in my life
Because a dream is what you wanna do, but still haven't pursued
I knew what I wanted and did it till it was done
So I've been the dream that I wanted to be since day one!"
Well!
The nurse jumped back
She'd never heard Lucy even talk
Especially words like that
She walked over to the door, and pulled it closed behind
Then Lucy blew a kiss to each one of her pictures
And she died
1-2-3, that's the speed of the seed
A-B-C, that's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it
1-2-3, that's the speed of the seed
A-B-C, that's the speed of the need
You can dream a little dream or you can live a little dream
I'd rather live it 'cause dreamers always chase but never get it
1-2-3... A-B-C...
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Jun 14
After a decade of ruling underground rap
Dominating the underwater cities in the
Midwest with an iron lung
He has come to where we
Live with unprecedented aggression
I take a deep breath when I hit the surface
Eh what the fuck man it's
Lookin' like a circus
So many long legged women I'm
Runnin' in inbetween them
Gigantic women, wonder where I fit in
Wanna have some chitlen
Want to watch 'em play in the backyard
When me 'n you are just chillin'
But I'm just kiddin', that's in the future
And if you got some big
Game Prof is the shooter
And if you are a website, I am computer
And if you are the shit then
Mr Prof is the pooper
Girl I'm a freak I'm a do
It how you've never done it
Sit back while daddy puts some pepper on it
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
If you want to, if you want to
Ba da bum bum bum bum
If you really want to, ba da bum bum
Ba da bum bum bum bum
Right now girl you lookin' like crack
Like you'd totally be illegal in the sack
I've seen Prof turn a nerd into a playmate
Like it's the crack of dawn
That just made the daybreak
Marathon man, hands down I'm an elephant
Olly olly oxen free, gotta be intelligent
Suck a dick snuffaluffagus
Nothing but freaks in the room
You can find me where the trouble is
Needless to say always comes
With something said
Like, "Needless to say I
Would enjoy getting head"
Yo, I'm sick of proving I'm the best
Just listen to the chorus as
The dancers do the rest
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
If you want to, if you want to
Ba da bum bum bum bum
If you really want to, ba da bum bum
Ba da bum bum bum bum
Yo, all you rappers suck, Dyson
If your game's loose, holla at me
I'm a titan and I'm also a freak
Seven days out the week
Prof a freak 'o nature over a beat
Your body don't make sense
I'm a camalabadon
Like a kamikaze pilot fighting
With a helmet on
Girl you so bulbous, the nerve
Struttin' the legs around
And I love it when you act pompous
Her place for dinner, got out my Corvette
And I press the door bell with my ring finger
She up in lingerie tryin' to act subtle
Girl without question you are
Askin' for trouble
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
Go on freak it out, toot that ass up
Go on freak it out, girl getcha money right
AAaaaoooooohh, Fuck yeah!
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Jun 14
Ah, hell no
Help me
Why don't you help me now?
Oh, help me
Why don't you help me now? (Fuck it on, fuck it on, fuck it on)
How am I supposed to wrestle with being conceited
When immediately I've out-competed all the industry's elite
And easily I'm undefeated, even on the margaritas
Ain't no closin' all the distance in between us, comprende?
Presenting a man that's ascending
Feng shui, Roberto Clemente, al dente
She been bae for ten days on Wednesday
But then they can end it, Dikembe, comprende?
Hot boy, cowboy make a lot of noise
Hot boy, all joy, got a loud voice
Hot boy, I enjoy going stunting
Hot boy, I am Crocodile Dundee
I'm a legit genius
On God, I don't think I got a weakness
Little buddy, I'm just gettin' down to business
I'm the shit, bitch, can I get a witness?
Help me
Why don't you help me now?
Ooh, help me
Why don't you help me now? (Fuck it on, fuck it on, fuck it on)
Yeah, I make all my own shit and I'ma leave it at that
Thought I was a horse the way I put the team on my back
Thought I was a horse the way I took a beatin' for that
Thought I was a horse the way my fucking dick look, bitch
Consider this, points and assists
Rebounds, blocks, and I'm good with my fists
Meaning, put it all together like this
Live shows and vocals, I'm as good as it gets
Hot boy, cowboy make a lot of noise
Hot boy, all joy, got a loud voice
Hot boy, I enjoy goin' stuntin'
Hot boy, I am Crocodile Dundee
Ice-cold, I'ma need a little longer John
Hard to stay humble when you stunting on the jumbotron
Hard to stay humble when you tryna stay healthy
Bring me back to Earth, please, anybody help me
Help me
Why don't you help me now?
Oh, help me
Why don't you help me now? (Fuck it on, fuck it on, fuck it on)
How am I supposed to think about or reconcile my confidence with ego? Uh-huh
How am I supposed to share the ball when I know that my winning shot goes in? Uh
Hot boy, cowboy make a lot of noise
Hot boy, all joy, got a loud voice
Hot boy, I enjoy going stunting
Hot boy, I am Crocodile Dundee
This ain't a lick about the clicks and the views
Legit, I'm the shit, little bitch, I'm a brute
Hear the click, hear the clack, I'ma shoot
When you come to the realization that you just can't lose
Help me
Why don't you help me now?
Oh, help me
Why don't you help me now? (Fuck it off, fuck it off, fuck it off)
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Jun 12
It has taken me eight years being here,
and I'm still a little feral.
Jun 11
be patient with me i am being socialized for this space, i normally am a wild animal
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