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Jun 14
I just remembered the night during covid when my wife doordashed cold medicine and pregnancy tests, and the dasher left a handwritten note in the bag that said "I hope you get the answer you want"
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Jun 13
at this rate, we’ll see Air Force recruiters offering Mythos 5.5 as a signing bonus in the fall
Jun 13
Wish you still had access to Mythos?
Come work for the IRS
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Jun 13
We've reset 5-hour and weekly rate limits for all users.
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Jun 13
time to use suno to make a 21st century version of fortunate son
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Jun 13
the waymo world cup commercial is finally a good tech commercial
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Jun 13
Rubio knows what happens if the USMNT is struggling at halftime
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Jun 12
Fear is the mind-killer, mate
Jun 12
you find your own littany against fear, except it's now probably a quote from one of the parents in bluey
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Jun 7
when the IMAX theater catches me with the three pound box of Chips Ahoy from Costco
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May 30
my daughter (1.5) got a toy cat and toddled around saying "happy" while holding it
I now need to 10x my income so I can buy her every toy cat in the world
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May 30
latest happy reason: watching the killers before the champions league final
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May 22
It’s amazing how different a baby’s “ya” and “na” are to you as their parent
And how indecipherable they are to everyone else in the world
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May 6
The worst part of a stomach bug is the stomach bug
The second worst part is the cravings for food that will definitely ruin your stomach again
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May 8
making a cli app for health questions from anxious people, calling it ocdex
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May 7
signing up for IBM Bob so it can tell me how i ended up on an email marketing list for IBM Bob
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