Comedian. 1/3 of the Public Figures Podcast. Trash Collector #2 in The Breadwinner

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My new special Hello Folks is out today! Use promo code BRIANBATES on the DryBarComedy app for a free month’s subscription
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For those of you saying “go ahead and give Brian the Oscar”, I couldn’t have done it without my supporting cast members @natebargatze & @realaaronweber
I see how it is… Get your tickets for #TheBreadwinnerMovie where with the NATE RATE - every day is like Discount Tuesday. In theatres now. breadwinnermovie.com Pricing and availability may vary. Check local listings.
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After spotting 85-year-old Mary Eron emptying trash at a Tennessee movie theater, 21-year-old Brooklyn Green launched a GoFundMe to help her retire. It raised more than $146K.
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The amount of families laughing together in the theater for The Breadwinner was so awesome to see! Great job, @natebargatze! Loved the appearances from @brianbatescomic @dustyslay and @realaaronweber @nateland_ent
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Those are our public figures ❤️
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That’s going to be hard to win when you know they have a no rules policy
Outback Steakhouse sued for $1.5M after diner slips on mashed potatoes tennessean.com/story/money/f…
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"Say hello to my little friend" "There's no place like home" "You can't handle the truth" And now... "This is recycle, trash was an hour ago"-@brianbatescomic #BreadWinner
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What happened in the year 2001? We’re still not sure, but we can guarantee Episode 17 will leave you with a little more knowledge than you had before Link below to watch and listen 🔗 youtu.be/VetWHYIoxDQ?si=2-Wf…
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Replying to @dustyslay
@dustyslay has a few non-negotiables, and hot dog jingles is one of them 🎶 youtu.be/9Z7_sWCeF2Y?si=WnxD…
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Apparently, my mom has been hired by the Tennessean
Nashville's February weather can be hazardous. What it means for Super Bowl 2030 tennessean.com/story/news/lo…
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I’m halfway there on my prediction. Your move @MLB
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I’ve always been offended when the grocery store bagger asks if I need help getting my groceries to my car. But today I accepted it
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Southwest is offering me a $20 travel credit. All I have to do is fly into Denver two days earlier. That’s quite a deal
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TV Land is replacing episodes of Good Times with episodes of Leave It To Beaver. Critics of the changes are calling it Jerry Mathering
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Multiple representatives for LIV Golf players have started to reach out to the PGA Tour to explore what a path back would look like, a source told ESPN on Wednesday. spr.ly/6013BBPNyd
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In fairness to Mike Vrabel, most former Titans head coaches seek counseling
Former #Titans HC Mike Vrabel will seek counseling in aftermath of New York Post photos, per ESPN's @MikeReiss: nashvillepost.com/sports/for… @NashvillePost
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I could never relate to someone who gets their name called but I can relate to being in the room when someone who gets their name called #nfldraft
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Let’s truly make it a tradition unlike any other #masters
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Come see me April 25th in Sikeston, MO. Or just come for the spaghetti
We’ve confirmed that you can just go for the spaghetti Full episode here ⤵️ youtu.be/1hpze38Sti8?si=nIvv…
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I've been told this from audiences while on stage
US Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George has been told to retire immediately by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Pentagon official told CNN. cnn.it/3PKVw2V
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We were having a good time
Just got home from traveling up to Nashville. Had so much fun watching @brianbatescomic at the recording of his new special! As Dusty Slay would say, it was a hot show! Good to see another old dad.
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