Editor/podcaster/writer. Co-founder @FansFirstSN. Probably making music or dinner. Opinions are too dumb to be anyone else's but my own. He/him
Joined April 2009
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1 Jan 2023
I wrote 5645 words about the music I listened to in 2022, threw some (encouraging) shade at my Taylor Swift-loving friends, and laid out the 50 best albums of 2022.
drive.google.com/file/d/1tgn…
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1 Jul 2023
Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks
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30 Jun 2023
6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible
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30 Jun 2023
Getting into Steve McQueen films is the most 1960s straight/2020s gay thing I’ve ever done.
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16 Jun 2023
Mike Love has Pornhub visible in his recent search history during a virtual charity event. (2020)
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24 Jun 2023
Someone who disagrees with me in an annoying way: filth, like a gnat.
Someone who deeply hates something I love in a catty way: a peer, a sparring partner, a modern Socrates.
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21 Jun 2023
What fucking hellscape am I living in?!?
20 Jun 2023
End of an era! 🍦 Ice cream brand Good Humor has confirmed that the Toasted Almond bar has been discontinued.
The decision was made as a result of slow sales and prioritizing other items and the company has stated there are no plans to bring back the bar in the near future.
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15 Jun 2023
Not liking Ween is a personality flaw. Those people tend to be either really dumb or really angry
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10 Jun 2023
Quote tweet with your favorite commentary team of all time
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3 Jun 2023
I got the best shirt ever in existence at the MonsterHeel / London 1888 booth at Monsterpalooza. Everyone needs this. Booth 462
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