hey look up “fat guy in a little coat” on youtube
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Plo Koon’s death on Cato Neimoidia was profoundly sad to me as a boy
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every kid growing up when the prequels were releasing had a favorite background Jedi that they just arbitrarily picked
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SMILING THROUGH IT ALL
CANT BELIEVE THIS IS MY LIFE
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR NEW YORK CITY, GO TO NYC AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE OF NYC. NEW YORK CITY IS NOW NEW YORK CITY
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The Milwaukee Lavernes
Something else to love about the Knicks, perennially: they're named for a fictional character by a major writer; does any other team anywhere have such a literary pedigree?
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Championship-level success. Congrats to NBA Champion Tyler Kolek. 🏆
#MUBB | #WeAreMarquette
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR SOME TRASH RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR TRASH, GO DISPOSE OF THE TRASH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE OFFICIAL NYC BIN! YOUR TRASH IS OUR TRASH AS OF RIGHT NOW. CONGRATS KNICKS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME
IF YOURE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME
IF YOURE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
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"i'm johnny knoxville and i'm going to the moon!" 20 years later and this stunt still has me on the edge of my seat
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Oh son of a BITCH
Reading a paragraph about the Kingsroad in Game of Thrones that is 100% applicable to the Garden State Parkway
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Seeing Wyatt Russell looking like that in that Cape May gas station was a head trip
Wyatt Russell in Disclosure Day is a tragic fable to stay-at-home boyfriends everywhere. A microcosm of the film’s larger theme: that it’s more important to listen than to compulsively try to fix things.
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The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan
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You serve me non-Heinz ketchup, I start an international incident
How far is FIFA going with its brand restrictions? The condiments at the Levi’s Stadium press box have all been taped over 😆
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Just realized I’ve never really looked at Tim Sale’s covers - only his interior work.
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POV you liked indie music at a Midwest college within 100 miles of Chicago between 2015 and 2019
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The Justice Society of America.
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Reading a paragraph about the Kingsroad in Game of Thrones that is 100% applicable to the Garden State Parkway
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