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Brittany Colasuonno @britkneejay

Coffee Addict, #postpartumfitness & #MommyBlogger. Mom & lab lover. #coastiewife Wanna Collab? DM or email anchoredmommy@gmail.com

Joined February 2012
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Not sure what demon possessed me to sign up for a Powerzone challenge but I currently can’t feel my bum after that 60 min ride
Madison “Grayson, I’ll always protect you” 5 min later Madison: “mom, I’m just going to live in the sandbox because Grayson is annoying” #brotherandsister #siblinglove
Watching @GreysABC starting at season 1. RIP sleep.
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15 Aug 2020
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I created a Green Smoothie packed with nutrients that even your biggest veggie hater will love. I added @hphood for a liquid base full of 8g protein per serving, 9 essential nutrients & NO artificial growth hormones. Recipe on my blog! #AD #IC #HOODMILK anchoredmommy.com/green-smoo…
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Forget the bottle, gimme the gallon! #AD Just in case you didn't notice,Grayson really loves @hphood Whole Milk - and since it has NO artificial growth hormones, we love it for him! Read how we transitioned him from formula to whole milk in 3 steps! #HoodMilk #IC
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Anyone else’s kid steal their phone and take creepy pictures of you sleeping? Just found 73 pictures of me sleeping from 0528am 🤦🏼‍♀️🤪
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Can someone please play Xbox with my husband so he’ll leave me alone?
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My antisocial masshole husband has rubbed off on me
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My favorite part of covid Is not having to make small talk at the grocery store #byeeee #donttalktome
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#AD Madison absolutely loves @PAWPatrol & her face is still smiling over her new Mighty Pups Charged Up Chase Transforming Vehicle! You can find PAW Patrol products at Walmart, Target and Amazon. anchoredmommy.com/4-items-ev… #IC #PAWPatrol
FYI when your baby eats half a container of blueberries that 💩is gross
Why does John never have a shirt on during these confessionals on #tigerking
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ECU Alumni@piratealumni
27 Mar 2020
Pull out your Purple 💜and Gold 💛Here are some fun activities for you & your family to do together! #PaintItPurple or use crayons, colored pencils or markers. Whatever medium you choose, you'll have a good time sharing your love of #ECU. 👩‍🎨 ➡️piratealumni.com/activities
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What the heck am I watching. #TigerKingNetflix
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Friday the 13th you win. I’m done.
Can someone please teach Madison how to apply her mascara. Her spider eyelashes are driving me insane #TheBachelor
God Peter is such a moodle. #TheBachelor
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