I’m Awesome
Joined January 2009
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2 Aug 2012
Forget every other rule I've ever stated because every other rule I've ever stated is old and I have only one rule: New is always better.
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8 Apr 2012
A riddle to start this Easter Sunday. What lightweight outfit pink or white Makes the front of my slacks abnormally tight?
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27 Oct 2011
a Bro reserves the right to simply walk away during the first five minutes of a date #lemonlaw
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12 Mar 2011
When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead. true story. http://bit.ly/fWVBI6
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26 Oct 2009
#prestripclubchecklist read in-depth synopsis of movie girlfriend thinks you’re going to see
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22 Oct 2009
#prestripclubchecklist turn off heat/AC in apartment, saving both utility costs and the environment
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21 Oct 2009
#prestripclubchecklist pledge to avoid dancers with names like Smokey, Hepatitia, and Thunder
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20 Oct 2009
#prestripclubchecklist plant fake “movie producer” business cards on self where they might “accidentally” fall out in2 cleavage of dancer(s)
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16 Oct 2009
#prestripclubchecklist Hide ATM and credit cards deep in wallet yet still accessible in case of rare “twins” scenario
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8 Oct 2009
How a groom sends his Bros out with a bang…bridemaids. Squeezed into ugly identical dresses, bridemaids have one goal…to get out of them.
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6 Oct 2009
check out some of my notes from Robin 101: http://is.gd/418bP
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29 Sep 2009
Hai-five-ku: one two three four five, raise each one high in the air, smack and release…Bro #broetrycorner
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24 Sep 2009
rack jack - to steal a wingman’s quarry, often with malicious, premeditated intent. #broglossary
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