TONIGHT 7-9pm. Chatting with @marcrileydj and playing some tunes live in session at @BBC6Music 🤖

Outside of the one that launches the nuclear arsenal, surely the most dangerous button in the world today.

⁦@Herring1967⁩ Should have taken the idea down to the patent office while you had the chance... facebook.com/LADbible/videos…

Oi oi @PeanessBand! Thanks for sending up my new tee. Perfect replacement for my old frame-bound one you signed at Green Man. You’re a great bunch of eggs/peas. Come back up to Scotland soon! x

Hello @BBCMarcRiley! @spookschool are calling it a day on Saturday with one final gig before going to live on the moon - any chance you sneak something into the box by them this week to bid them farewell? (Gone Home would be a good choice!)

I’d quite willingly pay a large sum of money for a satnav voiced by @AidanJohnMoffat. “Ye’re headin’ doon a cul-de-sac. An apt metaphor fir yir life.”

I’ve had to make some changes to my diet. I’m no longer eating parrots. They kept repeating on me.