Modric's WiFi doesn't connect outside Bernabeu😭😭

🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid are considering signing Nico Schlotterbeck! The player is WAITING for Real Madrid. The deal would be very easy to complete, because of his €50M release clause and the good relationship with BVB. @jfelixdiaz

🚨🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho has told Real Madrid to SIGN RUBEN DIAS! @ESPN

Top tier retarded fanbase are these three : 1. Free Palestine. 2. Messi cucks. 3. Barca culers. Agree or argue with Barca's 6 UCL Trophy.

Today, I met Abhisekh kumar (dudeitsokay) and his mother at the police station. He apologized for the comments he made about me and my daughter and assured us that he will not target or write such things about any girl in the future. I chose to give him one chance after meeting his mother. However, if he repeats this behavior with anyone, I will file another complaint, and next time I will not withdraw it. To everyone who kept saying that cyber complaints don’t lead to any action that’s simply not true. Action can and does happen. Healthy trolling may be acceptable within limits, but harassment is not. There is a clear difference between trolling and targeted harassment, and whenever that line is crossed, every woman has the right to take legal action. Many people may ask why I forgave him. The answer is simple: I considered his mother’s feelings and did not want his job to be affected. But if something like this happens again, I will not be as lenient. A special thank you to Delhi Police for their support and assistance throughout this matter. And thank you to all my mutuals and everyone who stood by me and helped me, even without knowing me personally. Your support meant a lot. 🙏 @dudeitsokay #ThankYouDelhiPolice #CyberSafety #StopOnlineHarassment @DelhiPolice @CyberDost @CPDelhi

𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒌 👨‍🍳✨

🚨 Bart Verbruggen is the favorite to succeed Thibaut Courtois at Real Madrid, his contract ends in 2028 and Real Madrid wants to move NEXT SUMMER. Bayern & PSG are also interested. But, Brighton wants to decide NOW, with Bayern likely to make a move this summer. @latigoserrano

and they were right

🚨 BREAKING: The sale of Raúl Asencio is a POSSIBILITY. @diarioas

🚨 JUST IN: Dean Huijsen and Raúl Asencio have asked for the vacant number 4 shirt. @miguelitocope

€250m salary €20m salary

50 European Cups. 50 times making history. We are unique. 𝗪𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡 𝗔 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕.

50 EUROPEAN CUPS: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Getafe's Cucurella told Militao "Shut up, you f*cking monkey" during their duel in the game. It's remain to be seen if Real Madrid will report this. [@carrusel] Not surprised the kid's from La Masia. Ugly bastard.

Got rejected by Gvardiol and signed that cunt Cucurella. What a club.

What a sad downfall for Real Madrid, man. We're officially entering our banter era.

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸