A ubiquitous satirist who is fluent in sarcasm. Two rules to live by, 1. Don't sweat the small stuff. 2. It's all small stuff.

Joined November 2010
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
Rhaenyra’s speech to the bastards before they try to claim Vermithor #HouseOfTheDragon #HotD
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Rhaenyra: “you stand with a dragon from the house Targaryen, what do you want?” Aadam: #HouseOfTheDragon #DemDragons

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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
21 Jul 2024
Reminder that voting in presidential elections is more than a 4 year decision. The president nominates Supreme Court Judges, who serve lifetime terms. So while you might not be a fan of the presidential nominees, think of it as a 40 year decision dependent upon SCOTUS selections
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
Replying to @AdamSchefter
Every Madden corner just breathed a sigh of relief
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25 Apr 2024
Replying to @AdamSchefter
Can’t wait to play as WR18 on Arizona
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Marvin Harrison Jr. has yet to sign a preliminary NFLPA licensing agreement that all draftees typically sign, which would allow his name and likeness to be monetized after he is picked tonight and before his NFL contract is signed, per sources. His jersey will not be available for purchase and he will not be featured in video games until his NFLPA group licensing deal is signed.
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
Buckeyes lock in the No. 1 recruit in the country! @Jermiah_Smith1 is coming to Columbus! 🌰🔒
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IT'S ALWAYS BEEN OHIO AGAINST THE WORLD. @ryandaytime | #GoBUCKS
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24 Sep 2023
Ryan Day never doubted his team's toughness.
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A little weird tho that a private business CAN choose to DENY a customer because he/she is a member of a protected class, but a private university CANNOT choose to ACCEPT a customer because he/she is a member of a protected class.
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Man, that was some bullshit lolol. Still think about that little kid at the end and his face. Siiiiick 😂😂
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Yeah, that Behind Her Eyes had me in a chokehold thinking about that damn ending for weeks! 🥴🥴🥴
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it’s not a movie, but the series Behind Her Eyes. AMAZING plot twist
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ALT Keyser Soze The Usual Suspects GIF

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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
22 May 2023
taking a second from mermaid press to say i’m so grateful to be apart of this project as well. another dream come true 🥹on christmas day 😍🎉
A bold new take on the beloved classic. #TheColorPurple only in theaters December 25.
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
And with the '23 Draft complete, and going into a loaded 2024 NFL Draft, the schools with the most first-round picks all-time are ... 1) Ohio State 90. 2) USC 85. 3) Alabama 78. 4) Notre Dame 70. 5) Miami 67.
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
The group ... • Joey Bosa, 2016. • Zeke Elliott, 2016. • Denzel Ward, 2018. • Nick Bosa, 2019. • Chase Young, 2020. • Jeff Okudah, 2020. • CJ Stroud, 2023. #NFLU
Mystery solved—The Texans are taking Ohio State QB CJ Stroud. He becomes the seventh Buckeye take in the Top 3 picks in the last eight drafts. And the first quarterback in that group.
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
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Dillon Brooks declined an interview request. “I ain’t talking,” he told me.
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23 Apr 2023
This quote from our anonymous player poll, in which Dillon Brooks was third in the “Who talks the most trash?” category, seems relevant tonight. theathletic.com/4421645/?sou…
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Stefan Urquelle retweeted
A man’s ambition shouldn’t exceed one’s worth - #johnwick4
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