Personal trainer // atletico madrid // nerd
Joined December 2025
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21 Dec 2025
Desperately looking for people who are fans of the YouTuber Ryan George?? Pitch meeting ? Anyone? I feel like if you like his humor we could be good friends
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Haaaa no 😂😂
Jun 12
👦Babe, I have 30 let's go for a lunch
👧: Was thinking of the same will add 30
👦: 20 for fuel, then $40 for food
That's how you get to anniversaries, not zvenyu zvekuti mukanzi lunch makukumbira ye transport 🚮
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I’m so glad I’m a home body because no way 🙌🏾😂 no way
Jun 13
Kana variivo vapfana vamurikutemba navo ku ZHH musi wa 8 August haaa sorry Zvenyu 😂😂😂😂😂
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Maybe pastors’ are always “rebellious” because their fathers are always too busy playing parent and counselor to everyone else except their actual children 🫴🏾
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We didn’t have rent and bills, that’s what was in the air 👍🏾
Jun 12
No FIFA will ever feel like 2010 FIFA… something was in the air
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Jun 12
2nd year uni this girl left me for an older guy, I tried to get closure. Her friends sat me down to explain how because we were the same age it wouldn’t work she should be with someone older, more established(💵) 👍🏾 now I’m stable, internet says I should date people my age?? 😂
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Jun 13
I won’t lie, at the time it was hard for me to accept it hurt me. But now I know that whenever a standard has been set by society, the ones whose options are limited by that particular standard will hate it and cry. It’s just fun being on the other side👏🏾
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Jun 13
😂😂😂ndakamboti ndichibuda pa small gate reku rank bhebhi akadya mother sit remumwe dj zvake, umwewo futi ndakamuona aripa mothers ye a known politician we land, umwe akatondidhumanisa ne cousin yangu yauya kuzotisira food nemari 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Pa UZ ka 😂😂
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Jun 12
I started teaching ndakaisa laptop yangu on a washing basket. Honestly at that point I was just trying. Now I have a proper table, ring light chii chii 😂😂. I want a bigger space which isn’t in my bedroom but I’m so grateful for this blessing.
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Jun 11
Hating Morocco is harder because they are actually decent 🥲
Jun 11
Bafana Bafana is hated but the hate Morocco is going to receive will be read in the books
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Jun 11
I am not dating no1 my age when they took my girl friend with that Benz nobody was saying these things 😂🤣.Its my chance now and the 21 year olds like me too soo
Jun 10
She’s 100% right. Any man over 25 who dates a girl in her early 20s or younger is doing it because women his own age can see right through his b.s. They go for younger because they're easier to control
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Jun 11
This God of yours is very concerned with what people do with their private parts but cares very little about genocides, corrupt officials and child abusers 👀 interesting
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Jun 11
Pane achatofa between now and 9 pm 🥲
Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way
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Last June unmarried 🤝
Jun 11
Last World Cup unmarried 🙏🏽
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Jun 11
that’s literally me rn and I even went back to church 😬
Jun 10
You ever met someone and every aspect of your life starts to flow perfectly? 🙂 I have been in such a good place lately that I have actually considered going back to church 😅
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Jun 11
I love deep conversations ndinoda kunatsoziva kuti why wakafoira Maths. I mean waiva necalculator plus your fingers to count. What happened dear?
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Jun 11
also, i don’t like voice notes. can we all just text?
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Jun 11
Call it unpatriotic, call it whatever you want, I will never board the Air Zimbabwe planes. I have worked in healthcare I know how little the government cares about the health of the people, how am I supposed to believe that they will suddenly care about our safety in aviation?
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Jun 10
Bhachura bhachura kudii mungori chapa comrade 🫴🏾
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