Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Joined July 2013
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22 Jan 2018
I’m not Muslim, but I care about immigration bans
I’m not gay, but I care about marriage equality
I’m not female, but I care about reproductive freedom
I’m not a Dreamer, but I care about DACA
I’m not Black, but I care about police brutality & voter suppression
#Empathy
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Jun 13
GIO REYNA WITH CHERRY ON TOP! 🇺🇸
@USMNT WINS 4-1!
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Jun 13
THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩
Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥
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Jun 13
Chris Richards 83/83 completed passes are the most passes with 100% accuracy by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966 👏
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BALOGUN BRACE RIGHT BEFORE THE BREAK!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 13
Best half I’ve ever seen the U.S. play (and I’ve seen them all.). Could easily have been more than 3!
THREE FIRST HALF GOALS FOR THE UNITED STATES
TWO OFF THE FOOT OF FOLARIN
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A dream start.
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Jun 13
OWN GOAL. 1-0 USA! 🇺🇸
THE @USMNT SCORES FIRST AND LOS ANGELES IS ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC!
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Jun 13
I haven’t missed a #USMNT match- tournament or friendly- since 2011. And I don’t think I could be more nervous even if was in the starting xi. Let’s go Yanks!! 🇺🇸🍺🇺🇸🎸🇺🇸
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Jun 11
It’s weird watching an NBA Finals game without a racist pedophile President sleeping behind bulletproof glass.
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Jun 10
The Iran peace deal is coming any day now.
Just after Infrastructure Week, the Trump health plan, and Mexico pays for the Border Wall.
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Jun 10
I’m shocked by the number of people on my Facebook feed claiming that Spencer Pratt could only have lost via election fraud.
Not that he was a wildly unqualified, MAGA-coded reality figure in one of the bluest cities in America.
Note to self: get smarter Facebook friends. Or leave Facebook.
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Jun 10
Shutting down NYC to get booed and sleep isn’t the flex that Donald Trump thinks it is.
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Jun 10
If you were a foreign agent sent to destroy America from the inside, you couldn’t do a better job than this guy.
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May 21
The same man who promised to keep America out of all foreign wars now gets a “kick” out of 13 dead American soldiers.
May 20
Trump: We lost 13 people. In other wars, you lost hundreds of thousands of people. I get a kick when I look at somebody on television and they say, 'he's lost 13 people.'
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May 20
Yes. Come on elected officials- call it what it is. A criminal enterprise.
PabloReports: What do you make of this $1.776 billion fund—
Gavin Newsom: It’s a criminal enterprise. It’s not just corruption, it’s not just graft, it’s a full-on criminal enterprise and it needs to be shut down.
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May 20
A power-mad, wannabe autocrat talks about serving four terms and the media doesn't bat an eye.
But President Obama once wears a tan suit and every headline is "What about our democratic norms and customs?!!"
Trump: I said when is the first one coming? They said in 28. I said I'm going to be here in 28. Maybe I'll be here in 32. Maybe, I will.
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May 20
Trump thinking he won California is only the second most insane part of this sentence.
The first is he wants Jesus Christ to come down and do a recount.
May 20
Trump: "If we had Jesus Christ come down and count the votes, I would've won California. But it's a rigged vote."
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May 20
Could you have ever imagined a president suing his own government and receiving a 1.8 billion dollar slush fund & full tax immunity?
Yes. In Hungary. But never in America.
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