A political, sports and humor junkie. All opinions are my own and in no way constitute advice or reflect the opinions of my employer. #p2
Joined February 2009
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Bryan Eder retweeted
Jun 13
It’s the 40th anniversary of Back to School, which features one of the best meta jokes ever.
Rodney Dangerfield hires Kurt Vonnegut to write a paper about Kurt Vonnegut… and Sally Kellerman gives it an F, saying the writer “doesn’t know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.”
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Bryan Eder retweeted
Mar 25
This dude was actually INSANE
Would have been so special in the modern NBA with this much freedom of movement
So skilled and so tough
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Perhaps moments like these are what make life worth living. How beautiful everything is.
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Bryan Eder retweeted
Mar 9
“Her boyfriend kisses her on the lips, on the bus”😱🤣
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Bryan Eder retweeted
Feb 14
A young Stephen & Seth watching their dad in the 3-Point Contest during All-Star Weekend 🥹
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Jan 22
@bbalston Hi Mr. Alston. My daughter Sophie & I love reading your books together.
I’m going through chemo for pancreatic cancer & I was hoping to surprise Sophie with something special - maybe a signed book, a letter or an Easter egg in a future book. I know that’s a huge ask.
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She is the kindest, most empathetic kid, she is creative and whip smart. Honestly, she teaches me about astrophysics and Greek mythology.
Anything you can do would be tremendously appreciated.
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31 Dec 2025
The Michigan State Spartans are now up to about 30 players in the portal.
Hopefully they can entice back the standouts & great fits.
Best case scenario — this is an impressive cleaning of their house with hopefully, hungrier, game-changing guys coming in on NIL deals. 🙏 🏈 🤲
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14 Oct 2025
If you ever did this, you lived in the best days of America
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Bryan Eder retweeted
15 Oct 2025
39 years ago this week, after a nightmare 1985, SNL fired 75% of its cast and filled them w/groundlings kids and stand ups.
Episode 1 began w/an apology of by Madonna.
The opening night was a Dana Carvey tour de force.
Chopping Broccoli
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8 Oct 2025
It would be nice if y’all would mention on the Tigers-Mariners broadcasts that the OG “Señor Smoke” was 1984 Detroit Tiger World Series Champion Aurelio Rodriguez. Give that man his props.
@ajpierzynski12 @UncleCharlie50 @adamamin @FoxSports
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Bryan Eder retweeted
2 Oct 2025
Living the best life.. 😂
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Michigan State could play at noon, 11pm, 4am, it doesn’t matter. 550k living alumni and millions of fans across the universe will be ready to cheer on the Spartans. When it time for battle, we are always ready
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Bryan Eder retweeted
21 Sep 2025
Michigan State could play at noon, 11pm, 4am, it doesn’t matter. 550k living alumni and millions of fans across the universe will be ready to cheer on the Spartans. When it time for battle, we are always ready
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Bryan Eder retweeted
14 Sep 2025
It’s more than just football!!!!
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12 Aug 2025
One of the CRAZIEST endings in college football history 👀
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24 Jul 2025
This is the best book series. My 10yo daughter and I loved reading the first three books together. We can’t wait for the 4th and 5th books. Beyond excited for this!
24 Jul 2025
Excited to share the cover for Amari's thrilling 4th adventure! Out Feb 24, 2026! Preorder today!
US: harpercollins.com/products/a…
CAN: indigo.ca/en-ca/amari-and-th…
Artist: Godwin Akpan
Art Direction: Amy Ryan
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Bryan Eder retweeted
14 Jul 2025
Like and RT if you want me to turn every Dan Campbell victory speech this season into a baby video using AI #OnePride
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21 Jun 2025
This scene gets more true and more ironic every time I see it.
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Bryan Eder retweeted
13 Jun 2025
The Detroit Pistons won their first championship 36 years ago today 🏆
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