Host/Co-Creator @SFTRshow Director @parrotheadmovie @AfterPornEnds @EastCarolina🏴☠️Alum #OBX ex-pat & fan of unexpected journey’s.
Joined February 2009
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21 Nov 2025
I tried to stand-up comedy for the first time & I didn’t bomb! True story, the first two jokes I wrote for this I had the incomparable @stevebyrnelive in my head because I thought they would work great in his act. Thanks for the inspo! Full set here: youtu.be/2XG2d-GD5vs?si=RbTd…
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Mar 20
Chuck Norris didn’t want to die in the winter. So he made summer come early in LA.
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Feb 16
Bania keeps putting quotes around other people’s jokes and passing them off as them “his interpretation!”
Who does this guy think he is, Mr. Emerald Fennel?
Feb 15
Had Wuthering Heights come out in the 1990s, there almost certainly would have been a Seinfeld episode about it.
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
Jan 10
Our crowd estimate at the Peach Bowl
Indiana 91.76%
Oregon 8.22%
East Carolina 0.02%
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
I was aware of the uprising in Iran in 2023.
I followed it. I watched it.
And I stayed quiet because I didn’t feel like it was my place to speak.
I regret that.
What’s happening in Iran right now isn’t politics. It’s people fighting for their lives, their freedom, and their dignity in the streets against a brutal regime.
I stand with the people of Iran.
Not performatively. Not selectively.
Now is the time for the world to stand with Iran the people not the regime.
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
27 Dec 2025
The Mr. Beast bowl from Greenville, NC
26 Dec 2025
What’s a bowl game that doesn’t exist but should exist?
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27 Dec 2025
Steal our coaches, steal our QB.
🖕 YOU WE BALL!!!
27 Dec 2025
The Pirates are back to back Military Bowl Champions!!! 🏈☠️🏴☠️
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
15 Dec 2025
NIL has completely ruined college football
Every player we have that can turn this program around just gets poached because we can’t afford the NIL they would get in P4
It’s not even fair at this point dude
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
8 Dec 2025
Our host @bryceless was in the gym with Sean “PUFF DADDY” Combs. TRUE STORY! #thereckoning #seancombs #PDiddyLeakedVideo #pdiddy
Full episode/set here:
youtu.be/2XG2d-GD5vs?si=v4LX…
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
1 Dec 2025
Currituck Beach Lighthouse...150 years later, still lighting the way.
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24 Nov 2025
Thank you my brother! Been thinking about it since the first time I saw your set at the Comedy Store with @ellie_bufkin! My new nickname for Pete Buttigieg and Greta Thünberg‘s plan for how to deal with the Israeli/Palestine conflict. Full set here!
youtu.be/2XG2d-GD5vs?si=9Xkt…
22 Nov 2025
Congrats!!!! Welcome to the stage
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22 Nov 2025
Hell yeah, Manteo! GO ‘SKINS!!!!
21 Nov 2025
“LOST” BUT FOUND! @MHSRedskins (Boys Soccer) claims their FIRST EVER state title in Boys Soccer after a 1-0 victory over Gray Stone Day (penalty kick from Eli Jones). Manteo now has a ring in both Girls and Boys state soccer over the last two and half years (each coached by Ralph Cleaver). MVP: GK Hazael Alverez-Navarro. @SamWalkerOBX @OuterBanksVoice @robinsawyer @ManteoSoccer @NCHSAA
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
16 Nov 2025
Can I get a HELL YEAH! 🏴☠️
Thank you Pirate Nation 🫡
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13 Nov 2025
Might go for a hike in Runyon, might order some groceries just to rage bait the 🤡’s that think they know what living in Hollywood is like.
#LAflood
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5 Nov 2025
It’s day three of daylight savings time in LA, and sometime around midnight I will be going to sleep for the third time today.
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24 Oct 2025
.3% for my Pirates…
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23 Oct 2025
WORLD SERIES TREY DAY🫨🏴☠️ @treyyesavage
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Bryce Wagoner retweeted
13 Oct 2025
A compilation of reunions between Freed Hostages and their families.
738 days and not a single day more. 🥹🎗️
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