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brittany @bsaamps
Joined July 2009
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brittany@bsaamps
13 Aug 2016
Millenial texting: "Sounds good" Baby boomer texting: "Sounds good..."
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brittany@bsaamps
1 Dec 2019
The Meghan Trainor era was a dark time for us all
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brittany@bsaamps
10 Mar 2023
I take this back.
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brittany@bsaamps
10 Mar 2023
Is Sean hannity ok
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brittany@bsaamps
21 Jan 2023
My life is two parts: before and after charli xcx
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brittany@bsaamps
14 Dec 2022
You know someone’s in a bad place when they sell their engagement ring on a Facebook yard sale group
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brittany@bsaamps
9 Nov 2022
Our rights live to see another day
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brittany@bsaamps
21 Oct 2022
Opinion: Midnights is very good
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sio@bestinsio
1 Jul 2022
wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ
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brittany@bsaamps
5 May 2022
Went to a new doctor today and they weighed me with my back turned and didn’t tell me what it was. Didn’t even ask me. Every doctor should do this!
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YUNG PAKORA 🧚‍♀️🔪@yxpakoraa
3 May 2022
reminded today of the pain and suffering of savita halappanwar, the 31 yr old woman in ireland who died from septicemia and multiorgan failure following being denied an abortion after asking several times for her pregnancy to be terminated
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brittany@bsaamps
11 Jan 2022
Ten year challenge = post pic of you ten years ago next to a heavily filtered and smoothed photo with hair hiding half your face
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brittany@bsaamps
25 Nov 2021
What is this chain email shit on Instagram?
brittany@bsaamps
14 Nov 2021
Alanis Morissette walked so Taylor Swift could run
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brittany@bsaamps
1 May 2018
I feel like the "It's gonna be May" meme always hits me in the face with how fast years go by.
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brittany@bsaamps
22 Dec 2020
Can I please get a waffle
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brittany@bsaamps
19 Dec 2020
Celine Dion’s Christmas music just hits different
brittany@bsaamps
19 Dec 2020
My downstairs neighbors practice music a lot and not only is it beautiful, but it is always at a reasonable volume. #goodneighbors make all the difference
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brittany@bsaamps
2 Dec 2020
Thank you @dgdtheband for spending 3,883 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6guC…
brittany@bsaamps
7 Nov 2020
(No) thank u, next ❤️
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brittany@bsaamps
7 Nov 2020
Byeeeeeeeeeee! 😘
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soul nate@MNateShyamalan
5 Oct 2020
[kendrick lamar swimming pools voice]
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