People are often surprised when they find out I'm down to Earth... As if I ever stood a chance against gravity.

Joined May 2009
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2 Nov 2025
I’m out of the benefit; from now on, I’m just doubting.
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19 Oct 2025
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9 Oct 2025
Derek Shepherd really thought oyo kwali mwene woFilm
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2 Oct 2025
My niece wants a reborn doll for her birthday, but for that price, I might as well just give her a cousin. No honey, we got reborn doll as home.
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29 Sep 2025
“She’s a gravida what?”
18 Sep 2025
Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️
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15 Sep 2025
Me after one weekend of babysitting my 1 year old nephew: “one… potato two, potato three…”
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12 Sep 2025
I feel so validated
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12 Sep 2025
Me coming out of retirement to involve myself in Ondangwa banter

ALT Waking Up Anger GIF

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11 Sep 2025
It’s Friday, bitch.
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23 May 2025
GRN employees watching people who got paid today making plans for the long weekend
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22 May 2025
When did “Good morning,” start translating to “How are you?”
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18 May 2025
Something about frantically looking for me on the happiest day of my life, to go eat ekaka for breakfast, is just… aye.
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18 May 2025
WhatsApp is glitching and keeps mixing up status updates; and minders of other people’s business must popping cerebral aneurysms thinking their mutuals are posting each other.
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18 May 2025
I hate me a liar, NORED!
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16 May 2025
It’s me and this 6% battery power against the world today.
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14 May 2025
I know old habits die hard, but some of mine are mbela John McClane.
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7 May 2025
Androiders and answering their Androids too quickly, now what comes after, “When your dreams come alive…?”
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29 Apr 2025
Can they let us choose the 100 men going to fight the gorilla? 😒
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22 Apr 2025
You can just tell BMWs are decepticons.
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20 Apr 2025
It’s just me and this Polarbox against the world today.
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