pittsburgh scanner tweets started showing up on my timeline a week ago and now i’m starting to have some questions about what the fuck is going on in that city
ALT Downtown. 242 Fifth Ave - CVS. Caller said someone just stole like 7 full cases of Dr. Pepper and fled. Suspect is currently walking down Fifth with a comical amount of Dr. Pepper.
ALT Shadyside. South Aiken Ave. Caller said that a ghost just felt him up. Caller wants to meet with PD to talk about options.
ALT Cops have poop man detained. They're asking for Public Works to come by to help with the mess in the street.
ALT East Liberty. North Negley Ave. Caller says he is trying to park but some magician outside keeps trying to talk to him.