Saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
Joined June 2010
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14 Aug 2025
Congrats on the coffee, Amir @blumenfeld
14 Aug 2025
Free agent forward Amir Coffey has agreed to a one-year deal with the Milwaukee Bucks, sources tell ESPN. Coffey spent his first six NBA seasons with the Clippers, averaging 9.7 points, 47.1% field-goal shooting and 40.9% from 3 in 2024-25.
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29 Jun 2025
Me when I hit a layup vs someone in pickup 🏀
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Brian Head retweeted
1 Jun 2025
Say what you want about this team, but they don’t lose 9 straight 😤
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22 May 2025
Mason Marchment and Corey Perry accusing each other of embellishment
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20 Oct 2024
Had to do a double take when I got this notification a couple days ago @connerburks 👀
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25 Sep 2024
Me, but with ice cream cones instead of mics
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24 Apr 2024
Desperate to copy Colorado lacrosse teams apparently
24 Apr 2024
The full list is now Utah Mammoth, Utah Ice, Utah Yetis, Utah Venom, Utah Fury, Utah Blizzard, Utah Outlaws and Utah Hockey Club (or Utah HC).
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11 Apr 2024
Nikola Jokic and Nathan MacKinnon are on track to become the first basketball/hockey players from the same city to win MVP in the same year since Magic Johnson and Wayne Gretzky in 1988-89.
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14 Jan 2024
Me waiting for my Chinese food to arrive.
14 Jan 2024
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15 Dec 2023
Just spitballing here, but how about two best friends officially meet each other in person at the UFC 300 watch-along 🥹🥲
@MikeHeck_JR @AlexanderKLee
(I’ll take some alternative universe OTNO point when it happens 😜)
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15 Apr 2023
Any stakes at the Headgum office between @blumenfeld and @GeoffBoyardee over this Knicks - Cavs series?
Say, if NY wins Geoff can’t DoorDash Amir rapper-themed chicken wings he doesn’t want? And if The Land pulls it off Amir grants Geoff full control of onealmond.com?
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11 Jul 2022
cc: @danielvankirk #dumbpeopletown
His name is Dusty Mobley, Dan.
Deputies arrest Florida man fleeing on a lawn mower after he had previously avoided arrest by diving into a swamp. nbcnews.to/3yU2pnF
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Brian Head retweeted
27 Jun 2022
Calder. Norris. Smythe. Me.
I’m all yours, Cale Makar.
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18 Apr 2021
Also to clarify, that is in fact icing, not mold, I realize that wasn’t the clearest picture 😆
Clearly in date as noted by the expiration sticker (*an expiration date is a date in which a food item should be consumed by or discarded* 😉)
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27 Aug 2020
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Nikita Zadorov passes Matt Duchene on the franchise playoff points leaderboard moving into 74th all time #goavsgo
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4 Jul 2020
Footage of @RyanKoenigsberg and @AndreSimone from this morning after @joeyjaws broke the record 😂 🌭 💰
4 Jul 2020
Biggest hot dog contest fans in the world 🤑
(via harrisonfaas/IG) x.com/br_betting/status/1279…
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