Joined October 2025
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3 Nov 2025
If a pre-seed investor asks you for financials, block them immediately.
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FIX THE ELECTRICITY SITUATION IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES @PGE4Me
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3 Dec 2025
Angel walked by our lab space yesterday. Liked what he saw, offered to invest. Money wired by morning.
How all VCs should operate.
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18 Nov 2025
No LLM could ever be as spiritually dedicated to Shareholder Value Maximization as I am.
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17 Nov 2025
Never wash your chicken before cooking. This removes all of the nutrient.
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16 Nov 2025
Feeling good.
Locked in.
Funding secured.
Technical development on schedule.
Just read The Last Samurai.
Ghosted after 1st date.
Extra large Bulleit Bourbon.
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15 Nov 2025
If this post does not get 500 likes, there will be swift and dire consequences.
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15 Nov 2025
Should broke founders invest in other broke founders’ startups?
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15 Nov 2025
Make People
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15 Nov 2025
Jesus Christ why is it so cool??
14 Nov 2025
Omen is not just a concept.
Anduril started building Omen in 2019, flew the first Omen demonstrators in 2020, and has logged hundreds of flight hours across 30 prototypes.
Today, Omen is the first tail-sitter airplane with a mass-production contract.
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14 Nov 2025
VC: We’ll get back to you with next steps within a week
Me: Oh perfect, looking forward to never hearing from you again
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14 Nov 2025
Just pretend you understand things, nod along, and interject with occasional subject relevant “insights.” Will take you far in life.
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13 Nov 2025
Yeah I actually do think Zohran’s wife is hotter than Sydney Sweeney. Does that make me a lib?
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