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Joined May 2013
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bailey retweeted
20 Dec 2023
people are so normal about th question “Is there a chance you’re pregnant?” unmm im the youngest child…Im a creative. i see the beauty in the small things. bad at math. I remember every feeling i’ve ever had. i can smell a hotel pool from a mile away…if that’s what youre asking
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bailey retweeted
A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country. 1/n
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bailey retweeted
If dropping Hiroshima-level explosives on Gaza hasn't 'eradicated Hamas,' then either Hamas has superpowers or they were never the real target.
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bailey retweeted
24 Jun 2023
People who get annoyed by angel numbers are so annoying. Like I’m sorry you can’t get inspired by microwave. I can
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bailey retweeted
13 Jun 2023
i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder
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bailey retweeted
“Free my bro he aint do nothin” his bro:
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1 Feb 2023
idk who James Cameron thinks he is never releasing a movie under 3 hours long
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bailey retweeted
this aspect of southern politics will never stop blowing my mind
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26 Nov 2022
I love having an adderall prescription bc sometimes i take it and i do all my tasks for the day and then some and other times i have an elevated version of an existential panic attack and feel like throwin up for 4 hours xoxo
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26 Nov 2022
the solution to this is taking it after eating a healthy meal and not taking it with a full pot of coffee. But asking me, a disturbed person, to acknowledge this and take steps to fix that is kinda a bit much tbh
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bailey retweeted
Elon Musk can afford to lose $44B. We cannot afford to lose daily access to tomfoolery we will be depressed brother
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bailey retweeted
17 Nov 2022
I’m crying
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17 Nov 2022
Omfg so the “it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me” line was actually just Taylor’s admission to partaking in extreme capitalist greed ??? her mind 🤩
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7 Aug 2022
I am now watch The Sopranos and truly enjoy it years old
bailey retweeted
we are practicing for the met gala @FrenchTroast
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15 Apr 2022
the property management company i worked for employed Mexican maintenance workers bc they were “cheaper labor” and were Fox News/Trump ass ppl. They spent 2 months of the year on vacation in Mexico and opened a boat tour business with the plan to move there to retire 🤪
15 Apr 2022
my old food truck boss who was called out for tweeting “build the wall” on the food truck’s twitter account just moved to Mexico
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