i recklessly tweet about the ducks and dodgers.. i don’t read the articles.

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from being at you’re debut to watching you’re final home start Been a long… great ride. Love you Kersh. Thanks for it all 🫡
Clayton Kershaw, forever a legend.
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Hey @CityofPhoenixAZ why are we closing major freeways at 8pm on a week day?
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Topuria looks like Sid the Sloth
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA USA USA USA
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Pitter patter boys USA fucking matters
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William H. Bonney retweeted
Your friendly reminder that IT’S CALLED SOCCER 🇺🇸

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WHO WE PLAYING RAMMER
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feeling xenophobic again
Your XI for Match #1 at the @FIFAWorldCup. #USMNT x The @HomeDepot
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BREAKING: Pimco says a default wave is coming.
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That’s a pretty soft tripping call there
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Christian Eriksen is the man…. what a competitor to come back after the first one, hope he gets better and comes back again. #COYS 🫡
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This madrigal kid needs to cut it out holy shit man
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banger
"A software engineer was granted a religious exemption from using AI at work. Legal experts say others may follow now that the Pope has raised concerns about the tech's impact on humanity," per BI
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I’ll never understand ESPN putting the puck handler name over them on the pp
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Oh good get the echo Dave Jackson on
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this game is insane
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The Vegas intros are lame
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ALT Thinking Think GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.
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Dave “The Shill” Jackson
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