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Amenda retweeted
Coffee: You can do it! Me: Yes, but I don’t wanna..
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19 Aug 2020
It’s no big deal mom! You know just... Work remotely Have your children learn virtually Keep your toddler alive, fed & entertained You know just do your full time job, take care of the kids, be teachers aid and tech support all in one #COVID19 #WorkFromHome #virtuallearning #help
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#Describe your day by just using #emojis. Mine: 🤧👩🏻‍💻🌧
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20 Jul 2020
Can’t help but feel like a #superhero after #workingremotely for a full 8hr day and taking care of my #3yo. It was just the 2 of us since dads back at the office, 2 older kids are visitin my momma and babysitter aka my brother took a few days off before headin to Army. #momlife

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11 Jul 2020
3 yo: “Mommy carry me!” Me: “No, you can walk.” 3 yo: “My legs are broken, I can’t walk” #toddlerlife
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Amenda retweeted
2 Apr 2020
It’s notes like this one that keep us going, so we can help keep the world moving. #ThanksForDelivering cutt.ly/btUdTwR
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Is it 5 P.M. yet?
17 Feb 2020
Wtf immune system! Toughen the fuck up!! I can’t be getting sick all the damn time!!! #workingmom #mondaythoughts
28 Jan 2020
I miss being a stay at home momma!! #workingmom
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2019 had its ups and downs just like every other year, but it wasn’t completely horrifying enough to say “fuck 2019.” Choose to look at the positive and count your blessings. So instead of naming the bs from 2019, reply w/ something that made it good #happynewyear2020 #NewYear
Ask yourself “Is it worth it?”
27 Nov 2019
Just started working and already getting two paid holidays! Plus got a half a day today! Can I get a hell yeah!! #paidholidays #Thanksgiving #BlackFriday #hellyeah #workingmom
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16 Nov 2019
Guess who’s no longer a stay at home mom?! ✌🏻This mom!! #workingmom #momlife #SAHM #firstday
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11 Nov 2019
Children can be so fuckin ungrateful! Think I need to call my parents. #momlife #children #ungrateful
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11 Nov 2019
Why you disrespecting my gurl like that? #selena #selenaquintanilla
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10 Nov 2019
Zombies are fucking awesome! But I only like the slow ones. #zombies
Want to see your teen/tween more? Try grounding them then they won’t leave you the hell alone. #grounded #teen #tween
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Can someone please explain to my toddler that she needs wear socks, leggings/pants and pretty much clothing with cold weather. #momlife #toddlerlife #toddlermom
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Have been deep cleaning the house all day and now I just feel dead. The worst part is I’m not even close to done and know my hard work will be destroyed in a matter of minutes. 😭 #momlife #toddlermom #CleanUp