Iβm not funny but you should still follow me anyway
Joined September 2016
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20 Apr 2020
Somebody once told me that part of the reason we judge ourselves so harshly is because we are comparing our behind the scenes to other peopleβs highlight reel which is very true so if youβre reading this stop comparing yourself and striving for perfection and just be yourself
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Happy October 3rd
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14 May 2023
Are there any small artists on Spotify that are following me? Iβd like to create a playlist of a bunch of small artists to listen to every once in awhile and other people can discover small artists they like too if you want drop your link below and Iβll add a top song soon
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21 Jan 2023
ngl the age iβm turning this year sounds serious and i donβt like it
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11 Nov 2022
UPDATEβJust learned that Eli Lilly executives are raging and furious at losing $20 billion in market cap from this stunt with @TwitterBlue. Itβs too bad they donβt see their own damn insulin price gouging as the actual problem. Karma @LillyPad, karma.
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10 Oct 2022
Are you today's date? Cos you're a 10/10
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23 Jul 2022
parents be like βwe know everything about youβ and itβs just facts from when you were 8
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26 Sep 2021
i just saw this post that said, βwhen u take a picture of the moon or sunset and it doesnβt look as pretty as it does in real life you donβt think βthe sky is actually uglyβ. you know the camera isnβt capturing the fully beauty. and you should feel the same way about yourself.β
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30 May 2022
find your lifelong cornhole & cookout partner
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3 May 2022
One day Iβll make pasta from scratch mark my words
