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Andy Orritt @calhoon

Husband, father, dickhead.

Joined November 2008
  • Tweets 7,656
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  • Followers 163
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Si White@siwhite0
22 Dec 2021
Discussing the dreadful reviews and worse in-joke puns of matrix 4, @Jacksamueldavey came in with an absolute doozy. Left it till 1045 on dec 21, but it’s a fine contender for geek gag of the year.
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Andy Orritt@calhoon
11 Jun 2021
#soccer
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Andy Orritt@calhoon
20 Mar 2021
Nathan. Fucking. Redmond. Superb goal. #SaintsFC
Andy Orritt@calhoon
7 Mar 2021
Christ. Gavin Williamson is what you get when you type ‘sack of assholes in a suit’ into Google. #marr
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TheYoungOnes@youngonesfan
7 Mar 2021
On this day in 1958, Rik Mayall, ‘the people’s poet’, was born #TheYoungOnes #RikMayall
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Andy Orritt@calhoon
2 Mar 2021
Definitely the confidence. “Let me just demonstra...”
Si White@siwhite0
2 Mar 2021
This should not be funny. I hate ‘epic fails’ and videos of people falling over. But I am wiping away tears. I think it’s his confidence.
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Andy Orritt@calhoon
4 Jan 2021
Saints have got this in the bag, as long as they can defend against an absolute fucking deluge of Liverpool pressure and attacking play for the next 30 minutes. #SaintsFC #SOULIV
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Niall Paterson@skynewsniall
8 Dec 2019
LEEEEEEEROY JENKINS
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Led By Donkeys@ByDonkeys
19 Nov 2020
A message to the Prime Minister. Sound on.
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Steven Cree@MrStevenCree
9 Nov 2020
What do you do on a day in Wales when you’re not filming? Casually try to recreate one of the greatest scenes in movie history from Taffin:
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Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾@KathyBurke
7 Nov 2020
SORRY, NEW PHONE, WHO DIS?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
7 Nov 2020
THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!
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TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms)@TechnicallyRon
5 Nov 2020
Tune in at 6pm for a prompt 9.42pm start.
Alan McGuinness@Alan_McGuinness
5 Nov 2020
Breaking: Boris Johnson will address a Downing Street news conference around 5pm.
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The author, Séamas O'Reilly@shockproofbeats
5 Nov 2020
Latif Nasser takes a deep dive into one strange blue swoosh across the electoral map of the American south, which appears to match early geological formations of the continent. The full explanation of why is pretty astounding. x.com/latifnasser/status/132…

Latif Nasser@latifnasser
2 Nov 2020
Replying to @latifnasser
Ok here we go. Look at the electoral maps by county for the last few decades of US presidential elections.  You’ll notice that the South goes almost uniformly Republican red every time. Duh. But if you look closer, there’s something else there ...
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Chris Heilmann codepo8.bsky.social
@codepo8
5 Nov 2020
This is gorgeous
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Andy Orritt@calhoon
1 Nov 2020
How did America go from that absolute badass to Trump? He would have missed entirely, blamed the pass, the ball and the hoop. Then claimed he made the shot.
Leo Raisner@OliviaRaisner
31 Oct 2020
so this was absolutely insane
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James Coogan@JamesMCoogan
29 Oct 2020
It's good I swear! - Come and join us!
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Andy Orritt@calhoon
31 Oct 2020
That difficult second lockdown. #Lockdown2 #electricboogaloo
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PlayStation UK
@PlayStationUK
27 Oct 2020
The liquid metal thermal conductor looks great, but what will it do? It WILL help keep your PS5 super cool. It WILL NOT come to life and hunt down your younger self.
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