Junior developer: if ... { } else if ... { } Senior developer: new DecisionTree(...).case(...).case(...).default(...) Staff-level developer: if ... { } else if ... { }

It’s ok to have Imposter Syndrome! You’re not alone. #programming #codetok #CodeNewbies vm.tiktok.com/ZMJvks9Hm/

Proposed interview question: "How many times will you hit the up arrow for a console command before giving in and typing it again?"

Don’t buy into the hype.

77% of JavaScript developers are terrible at math So glad to be a part of the other 33% 😎

My local shop is limiting the amount of flour you can buy, but it's four billion bags per customer, which is actually pretty reasonable.

People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)

To my writer friends. Just keep going. I was rejected over 48 times before I got my 49th rejection.

I had never seen this expressed in art before but brilliant!

My entire existence is practically a continuous tug-of-war between my never-ending desire to sleep and my intense compulsion to do stuff.