The #bigran snatched trump and Netenyahu’s chain lmfaooo

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

RT @sbryngday: new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

Just realized if the Knicks win this chip they’re gonna refuse to visit Trump at the White House and go hang with Zohran at the Mayor’s mansion instead and it’s gonna make Dolan so mad

lmfaooooo it did not come through like this on the TV broadcast, that is BRUTAL

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

People scared to go to the movies alone when the vibe is literally this

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

Tracking my macros has made my life so much better but like worse too bc I look at the macros for every little thing man

Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter