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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
Joined April 2012
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
27 May 2018
... And that concludes my tweet storm. Hope you enjoyed it. I guess life is going well, didn't have as much to complain about as I thought.
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
27 May 2018
OK Twitter. It's time. I've never done a continuous stream of things that are bugging me. Time for a my first Tweet storm!
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
26 Aug 2016
Accountants don't sweep, they make aggregate dust bunnies.
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Cameron Push retweeted
Mike Birbiglia
@birbigs
13 Aug 2016
Guys, I so appreciate all the
@dontthinkmovie
tweets tonight. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
#insidejokes
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
16 Mar 2016
Greatest possible single podcast episode. Welcome to Night Vale, This American Life crossover.
@iraglass
@NightValeRadio
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
26 Aug 2015
This cracked me up. Who thinks of these things?
youtube.com/watch?v=p747Prxm…
@RealmPictures
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
19 Aug 2015
The Edward Norton experience. American History X followed by Moonrise Kingdom.
#aweseome
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
7 Aug 2015
I want to join a comedy group and do a sketch called Imposter Syndrome Man. Not gonna happen though. I'm not funny enough.
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
16 Jul 2015
My wife told me to stop watching old sitcoms so I'm going to listen to a podcast about old sitcoms instead.
@MattMira
@ThatKevinSmith
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
14 Jul 2015
Just watch some people eat some spiders in Cambodia. Now I'm hungry. I don't know how to feel.
#westernperspective
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
11 Jul 2015
Going to start a new band Human Nature and the Family of Blood. We're only going to play covers from 1913.
#pleasesomeonegetthis
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
26 Jun 2015
Fell asleep in the front room Not my fault, the floor was comfy it was the last light of the day and there was a kitty telling me to sleep.
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
21 Jun 2015
So proud of my wife.
#marriedtweets
youtu.be/P2FGmEbMuR4
via
@YouTube
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
21 Jun 2015
New concept for band. No members. The album is called 'eh'. And the tour for the album is called Too drunk to Care. The band never shows up.
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
18 Jun 2015
Not sure this walk was a good idea. 830 at night. Still 100 degrees.
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
13 Jun 2015
I'm a coder. Had a bug today that made me work so hard. I just want easy bugs. Send me only easy bugs. Please.
#easybugsonlyplease
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
29 May 2015
Holy cow
@tingFTW
. I ordered a new sim card and got the shipping confirmation within 15 minutes. I'm frightened by your efficiency.
#terror
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
12 May 2015
When your establishments money maker is booze it's best to serve food that people want to drink to forget.
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Cameron Push
@cameronpush
18 Apr 2015
You should always watch televised baseball with the windows open. Makes you believe you're outside.
#thankscricketnoises
Cameron Push
@cameronpush
15 Apr 2015
I told my wife I wanted to hear
@WilliamShatner
sing Hey Jude. She didn't agree. My counter point? Common People.
#greatsong
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