Joined April 2012
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... And that concludes my tweet storm. Hope you enjoyed it. I guess life is going well, didn't have as much to complain about as I thought.
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OK Twitter. It's time. I've never done a continuous stream of things that are bugging me. Time for a my first Tweet storm!
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Accountants don't sweep, they make aggregate dust bunnies.
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Cameron Push retweeted
13 Aug 2016
Guys, I so appreciate all the @dontthinkmovie tweets tonight. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. #insidejokes
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Greatest possible single podcast episode. Welcome to Night Vale, This American Life crossover. @iraglass @NightValeRadio
This cracked me up. Who thinks of these things? youtube.com/watch?v=p747Prxm… @RealmPictures

The Edward Norton experience. American History X followed by Moonrise Kingdom. #aweseome
I want to join a comedy group and do a sketch called Imposter Syndrome Man. Not gonna happen though. I'm not funny enough.
My wife told me to stop watching old sitcoms so I'm going to listen to a podcast about old sitcoms instead. @MattMira @ThatKevinSmith
Just watch some people eat some spiders in Cambodia. Now I'm hungry. I don't know how to feel. #westernperspective
Going to start a new band Human Nature and the Family of Blood. We're only going to play covers from 1913. #pleasesomeonegetthis
Fell asleep in the front room Not my fault, the floor was comfy it was the last light of the day and there was a kitty telling me to sleep.

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New concept for band. No members. The album is called 'eh'. And the tour for the album is called Too drunk to Care. The band never shows up.
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Not sure this walk was a good idea. 830 at night. Still 100 degrees.
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I'm a coder. Had a bug today that made me work so hard. I just want easy bugs. Send me only easy bugs. Please. #easybugsonlyplease
Holy cow @tingFTW . I ordered a new sim card and got the shipping confirmation within 15 minutes. I'm frightened by your efficiency. #terror
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When your establishments money maker is booze it's best to serve food that people want to drink to forget.
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You should always watch televised baseball with the windows open. Makes you believe you're outside. #thankscricketnoises
I told my wife I wanted to hear @WilliamShatner sing Hey Jude. She didn't agree. My counter point? Common People. #greatsong
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