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22 Sep 2021
Imagine some guy being like “I’m the hamburger journalist and if you want to run a burger joint in this city you’ve gotta spend an hour a day answering my questions about whether you like to fuck your mom.” That’s basically what hill reporters are in 2021.
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The New Yorkers are getting too high on the hog lately with this Knicks thing. Someone needs to take them down a peg. Saudi Arabia I’m looking at y
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R Kelly in 2001: “Basically I want to be the 21st century’s Michael Jackson”
Evil genie: *biggest shit eating grin you’ve ever seen* “You got it boss”
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Connie Chan: She doesn't even go here
Jun 12
This is the most funny political ad I’ve seen in a long time
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One sign of being really healthy is that you have enough doctors to play both sides of a football game
President Trump had 22 medical specialists assess him as part of his latest checkup, according to a medical report recently released by the White House, who also declined to identify which physicians assessed him. wapo.st/4fxV0jE
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Oops!
Jun 10
JUST IN: US inflation jumped to 4.2% (y/y) in May —>the highest in 3 years and up from 2.4% in February before the war in Iran.
Higher gas and energy prices drove 60% of the gain. Shelter and food (especially restaurants) also contributed. The monthly increase was 0.5%.
Core inflation (excluding food and energy) was 2.9% —>highest since September
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"professional athletes" just say the gamer word pussy
6/10 women at 19 years old are getting DMs from professional athletes and being flown out to mansions by millionaires.
6/10 men at 19 years old are virgins trying to pass their freshmen classes or get hired at the local dollar store.
This is where we’re at.
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so true. it really was a "statistical anomaly" how hard your guy sucked. better luck next time!
People demanding "proof" of election fraud are not understanding how crime works. I worked at Manhattan DA for over 2 years, one in Homicide. We never had video proof of the crime. We almost never had DNA. These are things that occur on CSI on TV, not in real life. And we still convicted people all the time.
What we had was testimony and circumstantial evidence. Travel times, bank records, cell phone data, gate access codes. Motive, capability, benefit, time and place. Never direct proof. Of course the defendant always denied the crime, but there was enough evidence to show that one had to have occurred nonetheless.
If what we have in the LA Mayoral election is a statistical anomaly that is beyond reasonable explanation with anything besides fraud, that is enough to prove a crime. This has been true since the beginning of Western Civlization.
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if the journalism is "fearless" why are they censoring jared's kockner
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the irresistible 2026 communist urge to "hand it to" nazi germany
Jun 8
People keep comparing this World Cup to the 1936 Nazi Olympics but that's really unfair because by 1936 Germany hadn't attacked any sovereign countries, assassinated any heads of state or committed any holocausts
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To a socialist this is the highest level of revolutionary action somebody can take.
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I just listened to "Significant Other" in its entirety for the first time. It really is a boring-ass album, I think everyone was right to reject it at first. Limp Bizkit are the only band I can think of where the big hits really are the best of what they have to offer.
Jun 8
They’re the only band you can think of where the hits are the best of what they have to offer? What?
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let her cook
Jun 8
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
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Story is not true sacurrent.com/news/fake-stor…
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Kharg Island Margaritaville retweeted
A lot of these guys make more sense when you realize they have no interiority. They're P-Zombies who give the appearance of being human but are not in any sense conscious. The closest they ever come to forming complex ideas are are writing incest porn about themselves or going into an autistic spiral because a Democrat won an election for dog catcher in North Carolina.
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Kharg Island Margaritaville retweeted
Remember when people would tweet shit like this and it would ruin their life and now politicians just say worse shit daily
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do you have any advice for training a dog to stay in one place
Jun 7
let's see if trump can reign in its rabid attack dog. its clear that this limited strike is still an escalation in terms of establishing military deterrence against israel & was done deliberately to drive a wedge between us and israel to force americas hand in reigning israel in
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Months out from clearing away the multi-story rat-infested garbage piles and New Yorkers are demonstrating Balkan levels of nationalism. This is why we can’t let them have non-shitty mayors
You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo
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Bet you guys thought I was dumb for not changing my name. Jokes on you. I play the long game. Now to watch the ecred roll in
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If you picked a random person off the street to run for Senate, what are the odds that they’d be a worse candidate than Graham Platner?
Jun 5
Chris Hayes: How is it that your ex-girlfriend was texting people that you had a Nazi tattoo in August but you didn't know until October?
Graham Platner: They didn't tell me that
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