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Candy Defense @candydefense
Joined August 2024
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crypto turned “gm” into a full-time personality

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GM
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life before AI:
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crypto 3 mins after i buy:
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me for the 47th time: “this time is different”
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i came for fun. now i’m calculating optimal candy placement like i work at NASA
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me in 2007 instead of buying bitcoin:
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in crypto, everyday is like April fools. just depends if you're the joke or not..
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community chat: “wen update?” me: shhh… we’re plotting
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"zoom out bro"
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Charts red, brain smooth.

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I don’t check charts anymore. I just check my pulse.
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Portfolio down 80%. Character up 200%.
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gm we said “this cycle will be different” it is. we’re just slightly more tired now.
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Our ancestors used to fought lions. Now, we fight low battery..
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Sweet outside. Absolute war inside. That is Candy Defense
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My coworker who asked 'is it too late to buy ETH?' last week and I said 'no':

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Crypto logic: Buy high → cry later Sell low → cry harder
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Pump. Dump. Meme. Repeat. The holy trinity of modern adulthood.
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