“Your royal excellency, Lord Edgar Darby Covington, 14th Earl of Cornwall-Upon-Thames, 29th Baron of Hertfordshire.”

Joined July 2012
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22 Mar 2019
Shout out to the minivan in front of me for playing it on the big screen for their kids
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22 Mar 2019
Currently watching the new Grinch movie while stuck in traffic on 275. Wouldn’t be mad if it was always like this in rush-hour.
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22 Mar 2019
Soooo who wants to go grab some drinks and go bowling down at the tavern?
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21 Mar 2019
Service members: my AR has a 5.56 upper receiver. Civilians: you mean .223? Service members:
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20 Mar 2019
Happy Birthday to my childhood hero, @ChesterBe the worlds been gone since you left. ❤️
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20 Mar 2019
I don’t care how unprofessional it is, but today I left a job site without talking to the customer. He sat in another room on his phone talking to a friend and kept telling me to hold on as I was ready to leave. Waited 45 minutes. Some people man.
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How nice would it be if social media shut down for month
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14 Mar 2019
People who think seasonal depression is a joke are crazy. It’s been 70 for the past two days and I feel like an entirely different person.
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9 Mar 2019
You looked miserable and you deserve better
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9 Mar 2019
I would like to thank my parents for giving me just enough trauma as a child to make me funny
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i would honestly rather be physically hurt than mentally hurt
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9 Mar 2019
Saturday and my only plans have been canceled and my other friendships ruined so looks like I’ll finally get that day off lolol
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7 Mar 2019
I’m feeling fried pickles and drinks tonight 😬 @Hann4h_rose16
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2 Mar 2019
Literally the worst night of sleep ever lol I think I maybe slept for an hour tops and I’m up at 4:45
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