Not actually Jason Kelce. English teacher, actor, girl dad. Lifelong suffering 5/5 Philadelphia fan. Eagerly awaiting death and pancakes. We are.
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17 Jul 2025
Well it's that time again, friends. If anyone is willing to help out with my classroom wish list, I would really appreciate it. You have helped keep my kiddos fed and taken care of the last few years and I can't thank you enough. Please share!
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2A…
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Logging back in for the first time since September for a brief, very important announcement:
The Pork Belly Bites and the Cheesecake Bites™ and will be in M lot this weekend.
Go birds.
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12 Sep 2025
That float commercial makes me reconsider being a football fan
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10 Sep 2025
No really everyone, as your lawyer, I am pretty flippant on here, but this is a moment to be careful about what you say.
10 Sep 2025
be very careful about what you post online
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8 Sep 2025
Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope
order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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9 Sep 2025
Vikings offense looks like Timothee Chalamet after he saw a slider outside
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9 Sep 2025
Three years since the most insane thing a student said to me.
He walks in and asks if they are getting extra credit because “you said we get extra credit when good things happen!”
I had told my kiddos they’ll get extra credit when good things happen to my sports teams.
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9 Sep 2025
If I ever write a book about the crazy things that kids have said to me, that will absolutely be the introduction
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8 Sep 2025
Damn you, Sod Father.
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8 Sep 2025
Just remember: buying it from Dick's will mean it's not legit
8 Sep 2025
Jalen Hurts x Jordan "Love, Hurts" apparel collection is expected to release on September 14 🦅
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8 Sep 2025
Anyway, can't wait to get the t-shirt. No hoodies for this guy.
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