ALT a chocolate-and-tan bully dog is leaping away from the lime green grinch in the background, front paws fully off the ground and tail in a crooked shape. the dog’s face has an expression of surprise and concern, two little tan dots for eyebrows furrowed together over a pair of wide eyes. the grinch’s face is unmoving, because it’s a mask. but still.

ALT a quintessentially marmaduke-looking great dane—tan with a black face—runs past the camera in profile, their feet all gathered into a pretzel beneath them mid-stride, and their tail curling around in a wag. in the background, a blurry, bright green grinch in a santa jacket is raising their arms up and making creepy fingers as if to chase the dog.

ALT a light brindle dog races toward the camera, ears flopped out in motion. the grinch has one leg lifted mid-stride, and you can see the little red and white-trimmed santa booties they have on their feet. their long, creepy, green fingers are still outstretched in a menacing pose, but the dog’s totally got this.

ALT a brown dachshund runs screaming from the grinch prowling around in the background. the dog’s mouth is open, their eyes are wide, showing a bit of the whites, and their legs almost appear to be doing that comical flintstones scramble as they sprint as fast as their tiny legs can take them.