It takes one to know one... ( my views are perhaps not the views of my employer yada yada) Ampersand Merchant…
Joined May 2011
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3 Oct 2025
I cannot decide which is the greater menace: Hurricane Amy, or Cousin Charlotte armed with garden twine.
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3 Oct 2025
Kitty 3 - with Patricia Routledge - BBC youtu.be/bSYZSFiLKJY?si=GNoT… via @YouTube 💔💔
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25 Sep 2025
Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitio… via @38degrees
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23 Sep 2025
Brighton & Hove Albion | Together Against Suicide With Samaritans & Prem... youtu.be/atrtoMid9vE?si=UGA1… via @YouTube @OfficialBHAFC #SuicidePrevention #suicidepreventionawareness
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17 Sep 2025
Yes please @taylorswift13 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
17 Sep 2025
The glitziest album calls for our glitziest cardigan yet. ✨ Put your hands together for the #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl Cardigan Box Set, featuring the perfect layer for a chilly dressing room or a star-studded afterparty.
Available for 48 hours or while supplies last! ❤️🔥 store.taylorswift.com
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
14 Sep 2025
Bird and a berry bonanza....
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11 Sep 2025
Excellent webinar via @SharedLivesPlus with the amazing @amotherwithout & @UKSepsisTrust #SepsisAwareness
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
14 Aug 2025
I mean this video being 1.3 million views is the epitome of numerology
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
14 Aug 2025
Pre-order The Life of a Showgirl: “It’s Beautiful” Limited Release Deluxe CD now on my site. Available for 72 hours while supplies last. ❤️🔥
taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh…
Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
6 Aug 2025
Charlotte has returned, embattled with a boiler that hisses like a disapproving aunt. I suggested a claim for mis-selling. She’s now awaiting a response - from Martin Lewis or the Supreme Court, whichever writes first.
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
7 Aug 2025
Must get my eyes tested. Apparently, peering disdainfully over one’s pince-nez at dinner isn’t quite as alluring as I’d imagined.
#ShouldHaveGoneToPinceNezSavers
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
10 Aug 2025
Fourth heatwave upon us? At this point I’m less ‘weathering it’ and more ‘slowly being caramelised’.
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
12 Aug 2025
Posted at 12:12 on the 12th. ❤️🔥 Tay’s 12th album is called…………
pre pre-order now at taylor.lnk.to/TSTheLifeofaSh…
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Charlotte ☁️☁️ retweeted
12 Aug 2025
How I longed for Beethoven, and she — inexplicably — chose ‘Life of a Show Girl.’ The modern age does so enjoy proving me wrong.
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3 Aug 2025
An amazing production of #Hedda at @TheatreRBath last night , So intense & @lilyallen was mesmerising as Hedda and handled Ibsen’s stilted dialogue with ease…
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