Because of throw-ins, they wanted him to win the Balon'dor

Bruno Fernandes being hit left right and center. What did he do wrong?

A father returns home and finds his son back from boarding school in the middle of the term. FATHER: Why are you home? SON: You see, in the first week, the headmaster lost a cow, so we ate meat the whole week. The following week the headmaster lost a pig and we ate pork the whole week. Now this week the headmaster lost his wife. I am not taking any chances Five years ago, Uganda’s gold exports had flattened out at around $201m a year. Then in Nov 2021, bombs exploded from backpacks of alleged suicide bombers in Kampala. The attackers were instantly identified as ADF rebels and UPDF stormed Congo to stump out the threat. In the following year, Uganda’s gold exports increased 10-fold to over $2b. And that wasn’t the first time things had happened in that order. There’s an undeniable correlation between ADF attacks and our mineral wealth. Now that terrorists have struck again (immediately identified as ADF) watch our mineral graph for the financial year starting July 2025. If none of those proceeds comes to your pocket, it’s because you’re (officially) muntu wawansi; so shut up and wait for PDM.

REMEMBER THE DAYS

#AfricaNetballCup2024 @shecranes256 wins the first match of the tournament, beat the hosts Namibia with a difference of 12 goals! #VoBUpdates @WorldNetball_ @Jackshots24

Congratulations, @UgandaCranes, on this huge milestone 👏🏾 Your hard work & dedication have paid off. We celebrate everyone who has been part of this achievement & can't wait to be in Morocco next year. Thank you, lads 💪🏾

The whole world was happy after the final whistle.

In Uganda it’s only the numbers that increase, 3G, 4G, 5G…. but internet speeds remain the same. We shall even get to 10G but still struggle to make a WhatsApp call without skipping

A Ugandan pastor prophesying that it will rain after seeing nimbus clouds building up.

Money exchanging hands outside the Anti Corruption Court after Minister Amos Lugoloobi was granted bail.

Another English man using the British media PR to market himself to a project that they initially distanced themselves from.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Who will preside over the sitting?

What does he think he is?

Dear @vyroota , Risk hits different. On repeat for 3 days and still counting. You own 2023 already.

Does @PaulMerse watch football beyond England?

Kobbie Mainoo X Zidane Iqbal 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Reports linking Memphis Depay with a return to Old Trafford. Would you have him back? 🤔

As we attack the day!

Lukaku's rating today if his name was Messi