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I interviewed Igor Thiago on the red carpet of the London Football Awards.
I asked him to pick one Brazilian in world football would he like to play alongside he said βEstevao Willianβ
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CB | Make Chelsea Great Again π¨π©π§π· retweeted
First signing weβre linked to this summer watch the Player FC glazers come out
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I donβt like these hydration breaks itβs such a momentum killer it feels like the games are being broken down in four quarters
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He might have been cookingβ¦
Xabi Alonso is a great hire but the for sake of this football club we need a mass clear out we need to remove all sentiment we hold to these players. Nothing personal just business #MCGA
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What changed in 24 hours? #MCGA
π¨πͺπΈ Cucurella when asked whether heβs attracted to Xabi Alonsoβs project at Chelsea:
βYes. Iβve spoken with him and he inspired a lot of confidence in me.β [Marca via Sport Witness]
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Just seen the script for Congo v Portugal #wowza
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π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£@cb2milli emergency stream how can joga bonito be saved
Jun 13
Brazil look like a team with a Brentford striker up top
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CB | Make Chelsea Great Again π¨π©π§π· retweeted
Pick up game with the Brazilians best player on the pitch 2 goals and Joga Bonito I told you man Iβm better than Delap #MCGA
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This means something to me @cb2milli voice
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Was the best player on the pitch btw
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π¨π§π·π²π¦ OFFICIAL: Vini Jr wins FIFA Man of the Match Award for Brazil-Morocco. π
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I need Endrick on the pitch now!
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I think Brazil have been the better team in the first half weathered the storm well and responded with a goal immediately π€·πΎββοΈ
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Vini Jr wow wow wow best LW itw
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IRL @ 2026 World Cup: BRAZIL v MOROCCO LIVE NEW YORK WATCHALONG youtube.com/live/1i2p5Ejz21M⦠via @YouTube
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Hosting and streaming Brazil v Morocco live at the @adidasfootball home of soccer event in NYC πͺπΎπ
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Bookmarked all your tweets for when we win ππΎ
Jun 13
There are people who genuinely think Brazil can defeat Morocco πππ.
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I met Estevao William and he said my Portuguese is π€πΎ Iβll take that as a compliment π #MCGA
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Tested my Portuguese with Brazilian fans in Times Square they embraced me as one of their own π§π·π
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